eastanglianbiker Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Guys, I heard about nude bike rides and I want to do it too! I tried googling it but all I get is nude cycle rides... help!Thank you!LondonBikerBabethey all go past my front door every saturday morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Is the speed limited the 30mph to stop the larger breasted women having their boobs blown under their armpits???Just asking .... Haha! Two words: speed bumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 just reminded me... i must get my rear view camera fitted to my bike asap.... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerMooFromMars Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Is the speed limited the 30mph to stop the larger breasted women having their boobs blown under their armpits???Just asking .... LOL! That'd be no issue for Moo - ever!! And as for the whistling sound - I think if it was a legs-open cuiser jobbie you'd more likely have queefing not whistling HAHAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I have a nice quiet street you could practice on Anyone want a ticket - 30p a time - all proceeds to the MTBF!DVD available to purchase (after the event). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klingelton Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Is the speed limited the 30mph to stop the larger breasted women having their boobs blown under their armpits???Just asking .... LOL! That'd be no issue for Moo - ever!! And as for the whistling sound - I think if it was a legs-open cuiser jobbie you'd more likely have queefing not whistling HAHAHAHAHA!! utterly horrific! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benn Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 LOL! That'd be no issue for Moo - ever!! And as for the whistling sound - I think if it was a legs-open cuiser jobbie you'd more likely have queefing not whistling HAHAHAHAHA!!Grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 with the wind speed, some of the ladies might get chapped lips.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'd be more worried about a part of my anatomy getting burnt on the pipes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk190 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 i doubt any of them would whistle.. i guess it would be more like the "owl" sound you get from cupping your hands and blowing into them. or if they've got some miles on them, maybe a vuvuzela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravelrashedaprilia Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Coldest spring for 50 years? Will there be any allowances for shrinkage? (males only). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 I ride a bike naked every day!Oops! Sorry ... what I mean is, I ride a naked bike every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 I'd be more worried about a part of my anatomy getting burnt on the pipes!! Or in my case, getting stuck in the chain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benn Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Or in my case, getting stuck in the chain! I might end up with quite a severe case of road rash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Or in my case, getting stuck in the chain! I might end up with quite a severe case of road rash. LOL, so thats why they are called helmets.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravelrashedaprilia Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 its each to their own ffs talk about nanny state!!! Not to mention the state of the nanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 This thread has made me cringe so much! And to all the lads worried about burnt on pipes, road rash and other nasties to the snake.. Wrap it round your waist like a belt you elephant men!Can't see myself doing something like this.. Id be too distracted by all the bewbs and fall off me thinks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I also want to know where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I'm sure the op is referring to a ride that was done in the states to get car drivers to be aware of bikers.No smidsy's that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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