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I paid but didn't put my name down, sorry! I was too busy requesting you buy me a pint stu! :oops:

 


Its ok its not hard to figure out :thumb:


P's I think the beers should be on you for us lot putting up with you :lol:

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Ha. As an owner of pendulous breasts I will now stop the exercise and diet regime. I'm never going to pass up free drink.

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Will the donkeys still be there? That late night sex party they had kept me w*nk

 

:D

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I was awakened by donkeys being very noisy. I got up for a pee and saw the donkeys were running around daft and one was trying to mount other donkeys. It is something that I cannot un-see.

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I heard them too! so got up and had a smoke in the awning.

I then heard throttled stumbling past muttering about lucky donkeys! :lol:

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I heard them too! so got up and had a smoke in the awning...

 

..you are saying that donkeys sex was so great that even you had a cigarette :mrgreen: :D

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I have a theory that throttled tried to join in, but was met with rejection from the Donkeys :shock: .

Throttled not being one to boast wont speak for himself , but I will, IT WAS FEAR NOT REJECTION :twisted:

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If you saw what I saw, you would have stayed well away too. I knew that camping next to a road call Hutmore Butts was a bad idea.

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I have a theory that throttled tried to join in, but was met with rejection from the Donkeys :shock: .

 


I heard when the donkies rejected him he burst in to your tent and settled for some ass :shock:

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I have a theory that throttled tried to join in, but was met with rejection from the Donkeys :shock: .

 


I heard when the donkies rejected him he burst in to your tent and settled for some ass :shock:

 

This is the explains why I had a sore back the next day!

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I have a theory that throttled tried to join in, but was met with rejection from the Donkeys :shock: .

 


I heard when the donkies rejected him he burst in to your tent and settled for some ass :shock:

 

This is the explains why I had a sore back the next day!

 


And the carrots scattered round your tent .

  • 4 weeks later...
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Paid for three nights, but do not know yet of that will be Thursday to Saturday like last year, or if I will come on Friday and leave on Monday. Can I leav that for now and book with the site later?

  • 1 month later...
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We need to phone and book the caravan plot 8-)


I may have to work the Sunday night :shock:


That will not be good :crybaby:


I may have to do some negotiating

Posted

I have used advanced negotiating techniques. They were super effective!


A day's leave for Friday to spend with the wife on her birthday results in me being able to attend the rally! Huge success.

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