Vote for Twat of the Year 2019

[Guest Richzx6r]

I'm a man of course I can multitask

[billy sugger]

are we starting a new communication service? no more than 50 words and called twatter

[Guest]

It seems that [mention]fastbob[/mention] is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!

What can we learn from this?

[ThePhatomfart]

It seems that @fastbob is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!

What can we learn from this?

 

He's a twat!

[Guest]

It seems that @fastbob is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!

What can we learn from this?

 

He's a twat!

 

Can I take that as a nomination?

[ThePhatomfart]

It seems that @fastbob is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!

What can we learn from this?

 

He's a twat!

 

Can I take that as a nomination?

 

Thinking... If i nominate [mention]fastbob[/mention] I could win this , cos then I'd have the whole of the Forum on my back. ...Yes I nominate him

[Guest]

Bob's in.......and so is [mention]MrPickwick[/mention].

[mention]XTreme[/mention]

[mention]Six30[/mention]

[mention]Bender[/mention]

[mention]pbassred[/mention]

[mention]Richzx6r[/mention]

[mention]fastbob[/mention]

[mention]MrPickwick[/mention]

[ThePhatomfart]

Think I've got Twat of the Year 2020 sown up, kind of like "Inaugural Twat of The Year 2020" , forget the other runner's I've met them, their too nice

[dynax]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

[ThePhatomfart]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

 

Hope your wheels fall off your bike

[Guest]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

 

Let's kick it off tomorrow morning........and then let it run till Friday evening 7PM.

But I'll set the poll to flexible vote!

This means that if you vote for somebody on Monday, and during the course of the work somebody different makes a complete twat of themselves, you can switch your vote to them!

So it's all to play for this coming week.......and it gives all candidates the opportunity to make a complete f@cking twat of themselves!

And [mention]Stu[/mention] has said there's going to be a prize for the winner.......so the stakes are high!

[ThePhatomfart]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

 

Let's kick it off tomorrow morning........and then let it run till Friday evening 7PM.

But I'll set the poll to flexible vote!

This means that if you vote for somebody on Monday, and during the course of the work somebody different makes a complete twat of themselves, you can switch your vote to them!

So it's all to play for this coming week.......and it gives all candidates the opportunity to make a complete f@cking twat of themselves!

And @Stu has said there's going to be a prize for the winner.......so the stakes are high!

 

Bugger me, I've started too soon , changed my avatar , been insulting, people have short memories, but I would like a new pair of boots [mention]Stu[/mention]

[Guest]

Bugger me

 

Seems a radical strategy to adopt to get votes.......but it just goes to show the prestige that TOTY has!

[dynax]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

 

Hope your wheels fall off your bike

 

Ah being of chinese origin they probably will

You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick

[ThePhatomfart]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

 

Hope your wheels fall off your bike

 

Ah being of chinese origin they probably will

You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick

 

How about I come round and dump on your front door step

[Stu]

[mention]XTreme[/mention] has failed to tell you that he is supplying the prize!

It's probably donkey shit

[Guest]

Hope your wheels fall off your bike

 

Ah being of chinese origin they probably will

You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick

 

How about I come round and dump on your front door step

 

Somebody already did that when they delivered his bike!

[ThePhatomfart]

Ah being of chinese origin they probably will

You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick

 

How about I come round and dump on your front door step

 

Somebody already did that when they delivered his bike!

 

Not a bad insult, but could try harder

[Six30]

Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open?

 

Let's kick it off tomorrow morning........and then let it run till Friday evening 7PM.

But I'll set the poll to flexible vote!

This means that if you vote for somebody on Monday, and during the course of the work somebody different makes a complete twat of themselves, you can switch your vote to them!

So it's all to play for this coming week.......and it gives all candidates the opportunity to make a complete f@cking twat of themselves!

And @Stu has said there's going to be a prize for the winner.......so the stakes are high!

 

a prize you say .... how about this then... got up brushed me teeth , washed me nuts and that , went round shop for milk, gone into work,went to mcdonalds for a coffee, see a mate half hour later who said you got all toothpaste up the side of your face.... what a fooking twat

[dynax]

Hope your wheels fall off your bike

 

Ah being of chinese origin they probably will

You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick

 

How about I come round and dump on your front door step

 

They do say variety is the spice of life, and would probably enhance the general appearance of my step

[ThePhatomfart]

Ah being of chinese origin they probably will

You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick

 

How about I come round and dump on your front door step

 

They do say variety is the spice of life, and would probably enhance the general appearance of my step

 

Not if I had the skitters and pebble dashed your house

[dynax]

How about I come round and dump on your front door step

 

They do say variety is the spice of life, and would probably enhance the general appearance of my step

 

Not if I had the skitters and pebble dashed your house

 

Make sure it has some nuts in it, i used have a great time as kid picking bits of pebble dash off, nothing like re kindling a childhood passion

[Guest]

@XTreme has failed to tell you that he is supplying the prize!

It's probably donkey shit

 

There's no need to be modest [mention]Stu[/mention].

After all, you need to present a more positive image after all those unsubstantiated rumours about YOU being that pervert in Hull with the small dick.

[Six30]

@XTreme has failed to tell you that he is supplying the prize!

It's probably donkey shit

 

There's no need to be modest @Stu.

After all, you need to present a more positive image after all those unsubstantiated rumours about YOU being that pervert in Hull with the small dick.

 

im out if the prize is Stu flashing

[fastbob]

Bugger me

 

Seems a radical strategy to adopt to get votes.......but it just goes to show the prestige that TOTY has!

 

Form an orderly queue .