Finally my genius is recognised

[Guest]

So I'm off to join the illuminati having just received this out if the blue email. It was only a matter of time really:

 

Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire. Are you a business Man/woman, politician, musician, student, footballer, 
salary earner and you want to be rich, need protection, gain knowledge, powerful and be famous in life.
You can achieve your dreams by being a member of the great illuminati empire to earn yourself lot of benefit,
With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish.
 
With this brief summary, If you are interested to become a member of the great
illuminati then get back to us for more information and explanations about joining the illuminati.
kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: [email protected]  
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> [email protected]  
For more instructions on our membership process.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. 
This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
The Illuminati.

[Fiddlesticks]

I say join, and change it from the inside. First order of business - they should buy a proper domain name rather than relying on Gmail.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Fiddlesticks said:

I say join, and change it from the inside. First order of business - they should buy a proper domain name rather than relying on Gmail.

Don't be questioning the world elite empire, you don't know what we're capable of.

Edited December 9, 2022 by goat
The elite empire can't spell

[daveinlim]

23 minutes ago, Fiddlesticks said:

I say join, and change it from the inside. First order of business - they should buy a proper domain name rather than relying on Gmail.

Who says they haven't already

Glorious

Magnificent

All-knowing 

Illuminati

Liaison 

 

Right, where's my tinfoil hat gone. 

 

[Bender]

4 hours ago, goat said:

Don't be questioning the world elite empire, you don't know what we're capable of.

I can make a damn good guess  

[rennie]

@goat! If you're at a loose end next Saturday night pop along to The Barrel and see The Foreign Locals. 

They are a unique experience! 

[onesea]

On 09/12/2022 at 12:19, goat said:

So I'm off to join the illuminati having just received this out if the blue email. It was only a matter of time really:

 

Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire. Are you a business Man/woman, politician, musician, student, footballer, 
salary earner and you want to be rich, need protection, gain knowledge, powerful and be famous in life.
You can achieve your dreams by being a member of the great illuminati empire to earn yourself lot of benefit,
With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish.
 
With this brief summary, If you are interested to become a member of the great
illuminati then get back to us for more information and explanations about joining the illuminati.
kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: [email protected]  
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> [email protected]  
For more instructions on our membership process.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. 
This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
The Illuminati.

Good luck in your quest, from experience I can say not knowing the right handshakes can hold you back in your career.  
 

However in this case if your life choices include emptying your bank balance to the poorer people of Nigeria and a life on the streets  pauper may I suggest you reply most urgently.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, onesea said:

Good luck in your quest, from experience I can say not knowing the right handshakes can hold you back in your career.  
 

However in this case if your life choices include emptying your bank balance to the poorer people of Nigeria and a life on the streets  pauper may I suggest you reply most urgently.

Funnily enough I dreamt last night that I was on a bus and a guy kept talking to me in a language associated with certain groups of people from Nigeria but I couldn't understand him. Not surprising really as I don't speak that particular language. Maybe it was the illuminati contacting me from the astral plane. I did used to do a bit of travelling in the astral plane when I was younger. Now where are my Carlos castaneda books so I can brush up? 

Edited December 14, 2022 by goat
Pleasing pedants who are now on the illuminati hit list.

[onesea]

1 hour ago, goat said:

 a guy kept talking to me in Nigerian but I couldn't understand him. 

 

Nigerians normally speak English, however your mistake is still common, when speaking to them.

 

They normally have there tribal tongue as well. No Wahala

 

 

 

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, onesea said:

 

Nigerians normally speak English, however your mistake is still common, when speaking to them.

 

They normally have there tribal tongue as well. No Wahala

 

 

 

Thinking back he was speaking Ibibio. Can't believe you hadn't realised, try and keep up and pay attention.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

My Dad's uncle used to be a gas light lighter. Was he a member of the illuminate?