Grumpy Old Git

Shift Undergarment worn by Ladies Thinks Why would Nats be the busiest? 45 minutes still to go till the weekend - F**k It!

Asphalt Cowboy - Jason Aldean (I could have said Rhinestone Cowboy but that was too well known!).

Horseynat is assless!!! F**k It! Lost the Bowls match by 4 pins last night (score 134 - Winner 138). F**k It!

Sell your 'treasures'. Sell your bike. Move out and live in a box. Or.... STOP BL@@DY MOANING until you find another job to move to! Sun's shing and I'm not using the Bike today (work reasons) so F**k It!!!

You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - Beatles

All the above - GREAT TIME THANKS ONE AND ALL (including TC).

I'll be there about lunchtime but................................ THE BAR WILL BE OPEN!!!!!!

Neil, Just concentrate on the following to cheer you up: Football - There is a Euro-Parlimentary move to get it banned. Slow Service: All Bar Staff are to be equipment with Rocket Jet Packs. High Fuel Costs: Anyone who suffers from hair loss and is under 50 gets free fuel. Tents: All tents are now designed with a 'long-leg extension'. Disc Locks: All disc locks are to be made of exteremly soft silicon (so they will not damage anything when you forget they are on). Wine: Free to all Motorcyclists. Flats: All flats positioned over shops/takeaways etc. entitle their renter/squater to free food. Mates: You have lots so..... SHUT THE F**K UP!!!! F**k It

I am the Walrus - Beatles

Seriously - Hope you get it sorted mate.

Was going to write a moan but having read all the above, I now feel a lot better!! F**k It!

Set your Controls for the Heart of the Sun - Yes

A52 West (to Nottingham). Follow the ring road. Pass the Hospital (Queens Med). Stay on Dual Carriageway under flyover. Ar R/Bout go Rt/lft (i.e. straight on as it is staggered). Follow dual carriageway (whatch out for speed cameras) and, when signposted 'MATLOCK' turn left (Traffic lights). Follow road all the way to Motorway. Under Motorway and head for Matlock / Buxham. At 'T' junction (Traffic lights), turn right for Matlock. Under railway bridge and at 'T' junction turn right for Matlock Bath. At Matlock Bath turn left then right onto Via Geller and from there follow everyone else!!!

2 Days also. Need a new ipod - screen's gone blank on this one F**k It (PS. still functions correctly, just can't see any menu or text).

Gear still wet from yesterdy's rain- Using cage today - Sun i shinning... F**k It!!!!

Kung Foo Fighting - Who cares?

'Edit' - Sent before the above post was listed! Not quite true - The on-line method checks your insurance (and MoT) on line. If you don't have insurance 9at the time you do the on line request), then it won't accept it. F**k IT

Sexist! F**k It

Drive at 70mph on the motorway and i will bet my Tax Bill that 85 cars will overtake you before 15 cars queue up behind you. Same as driving at 30mph Elementary my dear Watson!

Did you know that 93.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Come dressed as a tent - Problem solved!

Went to the Dentist yesterday. Low speed manouvering in the car park - Changed my mind as to where i was going to park up (due to the 'Clamps Used' signs everywhere) and at the same time thinking "would they really clamp a motorcycle?" when the front wheel entered a hole and..... There I was lying on my side in the car park - Quick check... No one saw me! Outcome - Bruised dignity; scuffed brush guard; scuffed top box; very small 'ding' in silencer. No other damage. Dentist advised all teeth, gums, jaw OK. Dropped the bike - F**k It!

Where is the F**k It in that?

Spirits Susieque - JD & coke stu will be on the JD tracey - malibu Decor58 - Rum (White or Darn not fussed) Ruthie - Vodka and Red Bull/ Lime & Lemonade Rae - JD, Vodka, White Rum Megawatt- Brandy/Cognac GOG (Al) - Bacardi Gold + a 'dash' of lemonade & a twist of lime - No Ice! Plus draught beers/lagers dependant on variety Real Ale