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  1. Grumpy Old Git
    Tried to sell this watch I found at the Money Mart. Said 'Brietling' on the dial. Man in shop said it was a Chinese fake and only offered me £2. Took the £2 but that was not enough cash to cover my fuel costs. F**k It!
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    Three sets of boobs gawped at today. I apologise to anyone offended by such base behaviour but as I approach a week in the ward I'm taking my kicks where I can get 'em. Wifey was in tonight. We've been married 20yrs and were going out for ten previous to that and I still reckon she's smokin. And I can't be with her. F******g f*** it. We could organise a run to Northampton and ensure your wife is OK - Do anything for a fellow biker!
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    Now we know you are the twohat in bed 3 - Send in the extraction team! Just say F**k It! and enjoy the nurses.
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    Those without sin may cast the first stone!
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    Those were the days - ABBA
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    What do you call an exploding Ape? A "BaBoom"!
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    Welcome to the Machine - Pink Floyd
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    A brilliant mechanical and design engineer! Megawatt - That's your challenge - Beat Burt!
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    Living on an Island - David Gilmour
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    Mr Blue Skies - OMD
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    Brilliant! Thanks to Trish & Gareth for a superb weekend (despite the rain)! Great Food - Good Company Route home took in the Manchester Ring Road; Derbyshire Dales and Nottinghamshire - Took 3 hours 45 minutes with only 1 fuel stop. Hope you got your brake lever sorted Lee and that there was no other damage (apart from pride) Next year? Note: I did not mention rain (oops I just did)
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    If they didn't want any drawings - You'd be out of a job! Found Indicator 'wobbly' on bike - F**k It! ( - Fixed)
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    Anyone leaving from our area on the Friday Morning? I'm looking to set off at about 9:00am. Route not fixed but looking at the 'easy' option of: A14 M1 A50 M6 Then whatever into the Lakeland area. Answers on a Postcard please!
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    Why? Rabbits feet arn't lucky! Think what whappened to the rabbit who used to have it attached to one of its legs! Now a kiss from a strange girl is lucky (imo). Yeh, which is probably why I stick with rabbit's feet and clover as they are easier to get. And where would that leave Gayle and Nat ? No comment!!!
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    There are a few 5mph speed zones that even your mog would be able to exceed (downhill with the wind)!
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    Sheep - Pink Floyd
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    Why? Rabbits feet arn't lucky! Think what whappened to the rabbit who used to have it attached to one of its legs! Now a kiss from a strange girl is lucky (imo).
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    I live in a village with next to no bus service...and have another bike and two cars. I don't see this solution working with me. Once you have had all four 'confiscated' you would agree!
  19. Grumpy Old Git
    The one I looked at was marked "7lO" - I assume that is the correct part number to ask for at Halfords?
  20. Grumpy Old Git
    She Loves You - Beatles
  21. Grumpy Old Git
    £20 sounds more than OK. As to the camp-site, Do we need to book this individually, is someone else booking for all of us or, do we just 'turn up'?
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    Rochdale - South of Newark - I think not! LOL See you there.
  23. Grumpy Old Git
    I'll save you a beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. Grumpy Old Git
    TC GARETHNW YORBANDIT + MUZ REVS Decor58 Boothy Devans mojobanana (tentative - tent-ative, geddit?! I'll get me coat...) Yoshi (dependant on me being bothered to get out of bed!) Ratser BB3Lions Bigsisterbiker takanta Saucynat30101 Rach Grumpy Old Git (work release pending - Got tent - Got wifey's permission) Added, come on Martin sort the dogs out
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    Possible! Need to clear it with work and sort a tent. Watch this space!

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