Grumpy Old Git

having ridden on the last ride out (Rally), I would suggest that the lead DOES NOT HAVE A SAT NAV! Seriously though, the ride out was great last time - about the right length and with 'interesting' bits. Need to programme in a 'chippy' stop though as us 'fit' ( ) lads get quite hungry! Looks as though the whole weekend is going to be great! Thanks you lot for organising it all.

3rd choice. 1st was Freddy Mercury - Could not find an outfit that was any good! 2nd was HM The Queen - Got the mask but unable to get a 3/4 pastle outfit for a reasonable cost! 3rd was ... You'll have to wait and see!

A wife asked her husband to call in the shops on the way home from work and get a pint of milk and, if they have any fresh farm eggs, get six. When he got home, she said - "Why have you brought home 6 pints of milk?" Answer: "Because they did have fresh farm eggs!"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/honda-vt250-spare ... 6703569022 Got to be worth a quid or 2?

Two teddies in an airing cupboard - Which one is the soldier? The one on the Tank!

Just deduct the price of the chain from your invoice and say "F**k It!!!"

New York, New York - Some dead geezer in a bow tie!

Strap 10 of those engines together and you get a 'decent' bike! LOL

Slipped in wet patch outside loo and hurt my ..... F**k It!

David Cameron

Understatement of the year award goes to.... RENNIE

In a Gada da Vida - Wishbone Ash

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I have a clear one for 'normal' use; A 'wet' one for use in the rain; A dusty one for hot, dry days; A 'fly splattered' one for Summer riding; etc.

Save money and leave hubby at home! Seriously though, I'm sure someone could fit you up with a tent. Bring a blanket and you'll be OK. Eating costs? Go on a diet of Fish & Chips (or badger burger). This is a "DON'T MISS EVENT"!!!

A man walked into a bar.... "Ouch" It was an iron bar!

Fight Fire with Fire - Metallica

No then, now then - I'm not made of beer! (well that is subjective of course!). How about a sip of whatever I am drinking?

If I knew (could remember) what you are dribbling on about, I would certainly try and obtain a beer from that event for you to sup (might be a bit 'iffy' by now though!). Please, by all means, sidle up to me at this year's event and, if I am pi$$ed enough (i.e. after 12 noon on Saturday), I'll certainly seek to purchase you a small glass of the foaming (or stagnent) ale - Provided I am still lucky enough to have any means of procuring such festive refreshment at that instance. If bereft of the required funding, I'll try and secure some ale from an unsuspecting pervert (I mean person) no doubt upsetting their individual "sesa whatsa ma bob" in the process.

The remark regarding the size of the tent was aimed at you Neil - Tongue in cheek! Evertime I remember the sight of your feet sticking out of the end of the tent, I burst out laughing. The term 'pervert' (I mean person) was aimed at everyone (Joke) Sorry if I upset your sensabilities Buy you a beer?

You could always share a tent - There are plenty of large ones with only 1 pevert (I mean person) residing therein - NMan1 for example!

There may be an option to plug it and fit an inner tube. You should be able to get good advice from a fitting shop - expecially if you inform the fitter that you will search for a cheaper tyre (than the one they are shure to quote you) from the interweb. Best not to risk riding at the moment (although I do realise that you don't have much choice regarding transport) until it is sorted.

Blue - Blue

Angel Fingers - Wizzard