Grumpy Old Git

GOG NMan1 DaddyG (meet with Lincs at Newark) Mojo Jonathan Crofts

Cambs unit in Northants? Can't they stick to their own area?

Great! List started then: GOG NMan1 Add to this and I'll look at fixing meeting points/times nearer the date.

Not in Stockholm due to bl@@dy volcanic ash cloud! F**K It

Good luck for tomorrow fella!

Looking like I'll be up for this. Anyone else? We could find a place to meet up and then 'join the gang' either on-route or on arrival. Got to be worth a trip! GOG (aka Al)

Buy two pairs and return the second pair saying you've changed you mind and request a refund / credit note.

be like putting leather seats into a reliant robin!!!!

Nman1 is free!

Auto advance? Poor compression in one cylinder? Blocked Air Filter? Are you sure both carb throttle needles are set the same? Idle jets set the same? Throttle linkage to both carbs set correctly? Choke linkage to both carbs set correctly? Excessive carbon deposits in one cylinder? Good Luck

Booked to go and see Austrailian Pink Floyd in Nottingham that evening so I will not be attending at Skeggy Hope you have a great time

Assuming you have a spare then you can get a new one cut at a key-cutting shop - They may have to order a blank. Suzuki will provide a spare provided you give them the lock/key number, the vehicle reg, your details, etc. Usually only through a Suzuki outlet though.

Another Jetforce 'problem'. Could be that this model is totally CR@P!!! Once you get it sorted - Best to sell it and get a better model.

Throw it off a cliff (see Quadrophenia)!

Cheaper to sell it and buy a 'proper' model!

Turkish Airlines have rescheduled internal flights - Now we cannot make the connection as the flight takes off 10 minutes before we land!!!! F**K IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

F**K It! F**K It! F**K It!F**K It! F**K It! F**K It!

Just been informed that the Tax Office has not taken enough tax from me over the last 3 years and they will be 'adjusting my allowance' inorder to collect it!!!! F**K IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Not too cold with all my kit on! Talking about excuses - No wheels? Pityful!!

Maybe later in the year?

I think you have to say this every year Colin - maybe it should be in the top tips locked thread?

Thought we were in for a treat then! F**k It!

You've given a link to your fb message folder there, which only you can see, you could take a screen shot and upload it What happened to the F**k It theme? F**k It!

Sticking slider in the carb. Cable not running free. Easy check - Remove carb end of throttle cable and manually pull the throttle linkage (gently) - let go and if it returns easily (every time, even from a short pull), slider functioning OK. Suspect cable - check for kinks and lube it. If all above OK - Then carb itself needs cleaning or, possible air intake problems. Good luck. GOG

Can't remeber what I was going to write - The computer is sooooo slooooow today! F**k it.