Colin the Bear

And tyre pressure.

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I seem to remember having a bike that made a whooshing noise and it was the induction noise from the carbs.

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You want a watch? Sit over there and be quiet then.

A dirty bike is a poorly maintained bike and a breakdown waiting to happen. Make cleaning and lubing part of your routine. It may save your life.

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem By Clement Moore Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer. With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack. His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose! He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!" Yo Saturnalia

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I searched A merkin set and all I got was a flag of the stars and stripes and some Glen Miller Big Band jazz

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Just had a look. Two broken DVD players A VHS Video recorder A Large box file containing important documents Several out of fashion suits two sizes too small Oh! and two sets of bongos and a banjo.

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Not been posting much lately. Littlewoods have been spamming me with Ann Summers pop ups. Very distracting. http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z28/Colin_the_bear/th_confused0086.gif

Silvermans do a brando leather patrol in 5XL. Not sure what size that is but my 3XL is 56 so maybe it around the size you're looking for. https://www.silvermans.co.uk/ProductDet ... fault.aspx They have a HiViz Cordura in 6XL https://www.silvermans.co.uk/ProductDet ... fault.aspx

The people that are doing this sort of crazy driving aren't affected by video campaigns. If you don't get it looking out of the window of your car, you won't get it looking through the window of your telly. Too much time on grand theft auto and more concerned with what's going on in their head than what's happening out the window. Why should they care what's happened to other people. It's not going to happen to them.

3p on fuel is what? £1.50 on a tank of diesel for the car. 50p on a tank of petrol for the bike. The country is sliding off the edge of financial cliff, services and jobs are being cut, benefits are being frozen, the long term sick are being persecuted off benefits and the unemployed are being harrassed to get jobs that don't exist. But hey... it won't cost me an extra £1.50 to go 400 miles. Have you seen the price of engine oil?

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By this we learn that doing it once slowly is a lot quicker than doing it three times quickly and so next time we do it quickly by doing it slowly. Do it once, do it right

£720 for a second hand parts rebuild? What's the bike worth? A complete second hand engine may be a much cheaper option as may be a complete second hand bike.

The phantom sump plug finger tightener.

A simple invoice for services provided should sort out any future problems

I'd never heard of Movember before and suspected it was a marketing cam,paign by a mens products company. Just heard them talking about fanuary on the telly. Googled it, it's real. Can't wait for the pics

No.If the bulb works then it's not the bulb. Front and rear brakes have seperate switches. Locate the rear brake switch and clean adjust or replace it as required.