Bender

I'm sure you can keep it a secret

Thats old where you been..

Someone's been asking questions, bast*rds, send me the name's I'll put an end to this asking. You after a mod gig Shhhhhh

Because there is more to the forum than 1 2 and sometimes 3 These are just usually the most commonly asked questions and they was in need of being updated as they was for older software that was different Someone's been asking questions, bast*rds, send me the name's I'll put an end to this asking.

What's with all this techie dribble. We have 2 buttons 1 new 2 unread If we needed another it would be 3 3 goto 1

Don't know if any of you follow knox at all.

Nothing like hands on learning, top job.

Ohhhh no its not https://vauxbrewery.myshopify.com/ Closed in 1999 but resurrected again in 2019....apparently. Yup, can't keep a good beer down, or a bad one either

Shit hole of a country, fook off to another one by all means It's not perfect but I think you should go live in a real shit hole of a country for a while, like one with no health service, no welfare state, no support for anyone and where if your killed no one gives a stuff.

Sorted, that was an easy challenge. She says she still misses you That it seems like only 3years or was it eleventy twelve days since she knobned you. She's still smiling and wants to know why you ain't called?

thats the end of that then Ohhhh no its not https://vauxbrewery.myshopify.com/

I know some have been unable to buy hosepipe.

Tuborg was vile, although my pallet is not as delicate these days.

Since (a) I did exactly what I have done every other time I've ordered from them, (b) I got a collection notification on my phone, © the payment was showing on my PayPal account and (d) they had it on their system when I went to collect it I think it's safe to assume that the fault was theirs, not mine. May it be you ordered items deemed non essential.

Toolstation and screwfix don't let you complete payment if its not in stock, so not sure what you did wrong

Bring them on, I have various zombie suppression tools not far from the bed, 20lb sledge hammer, nice hickory handled axe, smaller hatchet for close quarter combat, bolt cutters to remove digits once heads smashed in, just for kicks Obvs, blowtorch for destroying evidence and keeping warm afterwards. These are just DIY odds and ends that are kept in the house for safety, there maybe a couple of non DIY deterents that shall be un named but are available should things get serious.

[mention]Ian Frog[/mention] this is what my dad has been upto

Actually it`s his frail health and good nature that made me make the comment in the first place. He appears to be a lovely guy caught up in a whirlwind of publicity and so called celebritys appearing in his life. My own father is in his 90`s and I would worry if the same happened to him. Cheers Ian My dad is 90 he's just built new doors for his shed, made a sliding hoist with a winch as he can't move engines by hand any more, he would tell them exactly where to go. I think Tom's family will be keeping an eye on him, I do get the concern for him though.

4th can of Stella already, its going to be a long night, or it may be short, it's not going to be sober.

It's taken Tom a long time to be famous I'm sure he's more than capable to make his own decisions.

Dpd are trying to stick to all advise regarding social distancing and keeping staff and customers safe, I don't think any delivery firm is renowned for over paying staff so paying less would probably be quiet hard.

I disagree, you have no Idea what effect the current situation is having on staff and the ability for even shit companies to maintain the crap standards they try woefully to attain. Currently most delivery firms are running at Xmas time levels, every fooker is sat bored ridged at home ordering anything in sight, delivery drivers are unlikely to be immune to the virus, some will have no doubt gone into isolation. France has told amazon emergency supplies only, get a fooking grip its only a delivery, people are dying, some are stuck in high rise council blocks with kids and no garden, old folk have been told to lock them selves up for 12weeks. I ordered a toolbox it came a day late, the delay was down to dpd, who I detest, chances are it would have been a day late without covid, its not the end of the world.

I would love to go to last night of the proms, ohh well it's out now

I don't mind a bit of, vivaldi, holst and that rachmaninoff bloke did some good stuff. Not forgetting arnies friend Mr I'll be Bach

Mine isn't. Getting on a bit now - made in 2003 — but it is all aluminium XJ. Very comfortable family car with Air suspension although fuel consumption is a bit rubbish. Mine was a series one xj6 4.2ltr nothing Ford about it, still blew up.