Slowlycatchymonkey

They did the titanic when my son was in junior school as well. Gave him a fear of the sea and he won’t go in boats now. Idiots.

Naughty.

Just looking for another job can lift the spirits. Like you’ve checked out before you’ve even left. Brain mush is a nooooo. I gave a months notice back in April and spent the whole month everytime some childish politically motivated bollo was shoved in my face smiling and laughing as I thought “I dont care” I took up shrugging as well, that was fun.

Hi Don’t know much about motorcycling and depression I seem to be abnormally happy but I’m certain motorcycling is good for the soul so that’s got to be a good start. I very much hope it gives you the peace and joy it brings me.

I’m forming the opinion you need to leave this place.

I used to love a bit of rabbit stew. Somehow rabbits now a niche product, horribly farmed and costing £20 a kg. My taste for rabbit disappeared after my chooks died (of old age) and a visit to Bath Bunny Rescue meant I picked up a litter of motherless kittens which then caused this bit of insanity- They are lovely though, nature’s lava lamp! Before anyone comments on the rickety wooden house they don’t live in either house they’ve dug there own burrow and just use the hutches to chomp on. Might be a bit off topic

Where does one stand on rabbit?

Oh deer

What on earth are you doing up at 4am?! Time to cut back on the caffeine?! Great write up especially from someone who’s had no sleep. The shop guy said silicone the visor seal once every 6 months and it’ll stop it degrading. Not done it yet though. Agree it oozes quality, just picking it up it feels good. I like the ratchet closure. I’m told they said they’d never do a ratchet but back tracked due to demand and I’m glad they did, even with gloves like oven mitts I can work the helmet. They installed the pinlock for me before I picked it up and I’m very pleased it doesn’t interfere visually at all. I’m not sure on the venting. It’s very effective, to the extent when I accidentally flipped it open whilst fumbling around to find the drop down shade I was suddenly struck by an ice cream head pain! I’m sure I’ll love it when it’s over 30 degrees though! Santa loves bikers, he secretly delivers prezzies on his Harley because it’s faster and more environmentally friendly than all those stinky deer so I’m certain he’ll deliver all good bikers whatever the heart desires. Before anyone flips their lid (ha ha) I love deer.

Was that done on the fast print or slow print thing?

Some moons ago a teaching fail- “Mummy” “Yes” “This is my foreskin” “No sweetheart, that’s your forehead, unless your a dickhead and I don’t think that’s possible aged 3” Saw his nursery teacher a couple of days later, when she stopped choking on her tea she was at a loss because that wasn’t even on the list of body parts she was teaching. Although I did also have to point out a webalow isn’t an elbow so perhaps she wasn’t the finest teacher in the world

[mention]Bungleaio[/mention] not to keep on or nothing but PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES

That sounds promising. Keep us posted boom boom.

Helmet city know what they’re doing and price match. Having just bought a helmet it seems a lot of people myself included get on with Shoei but it does depend on your head shape so buying onlines tricky until you know what works for you.

Would average speed check cameras work cos you don’t have a front number plate so how would they calculate your speed?

I think you should hire six30 he’ll have you new neighbours in no time.

Would something temporary like chicken wire keep your dog in? I’ve used this sort of thing in the past when I only wanted temporary fencing. https://www.homebase.co.uk/triple-arch-finial-fence-section-black_p425439

The last two of the 10 pubs

It’s really not pleasant falling out with your neighbours. You have to see them all the time and petty tit for tat stuff can get really out of hand in a place you’re supposed to be able to relax in. I sold our old house to a complete lunatic, didn’t know that at the time but she swiftly fell out with everyone and would even go into the neighbours garden and cut down her hedges. She built a new garage which encroached onto the neighbours land without even asking and when challenged just insisted the land was hers anyway. She turned up here a couple of times ranting and raving, if any post missed being redirected she’d throw it on the driveway rain or shine. I had to tell her in the strongest possible language to go and see her gp and get her medication sorted out because she was crazy. She sent me a letter later on explaining her life was a daily torture and some other stuff that was illegible. Not fun being in that head. I lost patience in the end because our springer spaniel George was a farm dog and she would encourage him to go to her place (his old home) by feeding him and taking him down to the sea for a swim which he loved more than anything. She loved fighting though so it was difficult to stop her because if you lost your cool you were giving her what she wanted. Got there in the end though. I’d tell them your going to get someone in to give a quote and does it matter to them when it’s done because it’s making your life difficult so the sooner the better.

Or if you really dislike them the outline of a fox

While GOG is right they are taking the michael and making your life difficult in the process so eat their cat in a nice bap and replace it with a fox, they seriously won’t notice the difference apart from the poop which is super stinky

Pragmatic and stoical, does life get any better?!

Good on you man.

If fish was consumed at some point there was a fish supper.

Aah a boozy delight of a fix. Love the way the right person appears.