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fredc

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  1. I almost hit that bridge in 1975 in a 16ft box van. i stopped 2 ft away from the bridge At that time there was only a height marked on the bridge and no other warnings
  2. They've figured out it's cheaper to pay for a few dead bodies than another year development
  3. for sale on ebay another retro car 7ft long 3ft wide item number 304880912180
  4. dont forget to sign on It will cover your pension contributions
  5. If you ask yourself "should I do a lifesaver " its probably a good time to do one
  6. my first ever insurance cost £3.50
  7. how about this - not an enduro but brand new 250 for £2.5k https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2018-ZONTES-S250-PHANTOM-UNUSED-SINCE-NEW/234919390689?pageci=b25a4335-02f7-43df-a535-85a265ccf16b&redirect=mobile
  8. Quite a few places automatically give you early retirement when you're made redundant ( or volunteer ) over the age of 55 check with HR or your union rep
  9. Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some cond0ms. The woman says ”OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?” ”No” he says, ”I’ll suffocate!”
  10. try a pillow speaker goes under the pillow so its not uncomfortable ebay speaker
  11. it should have heavy duty bolt on connections similar to this
  12. before you start, is the bike worth more than the outstanding payments
  13. Those who can do those who can't teach
  14. the wire you chose is too high resistance, choose one to give about 6 ohms for the length you're using on each grip 21 awg or 22 awg nichrome wire might do
  15. An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.” He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.” So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?” The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.” Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says “And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.” The Scotsman replies, “Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin’ him neither.” The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent. Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPPLIES!!!!”
  16. the're specifically for right hand drive bikes
  17. I dont see any dragons teeth these are dragons teeth
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