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my first ever insurance cost £3.50

how about this - not an enduro but brand new 250 for £2.5k https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2018-ZONTES-S250-PHANTOM-UNUSED-SINCE-NEW/234919390689?pageci=b25a4335-02f7-43df-a535-85a265ccf16b&redirect=mobile

Quite a few places automatically give you early retirement when you're made redundant ( or volunteer ) over the age of 55 check with HR or your union rep

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some cond0ms. The woman says ”OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?” ”No” he says, ”I’ll suffocate!”

try a pillow speaker goes under the pillow so its not uncomfortable ebay speaker

it should have heavy duty bolt on connections similar to this

before you start, is the bike worth more than the outstanding payments

Those who can do those who can't teach

the wire you chose is too high resistance, choose one to give about 6 ohms for the length you're using on each grip 21 awg or 22 awg nichrome wire might do

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies.” He then says, “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.” So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?” The Italian replies, “I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.” Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says “And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.” The Scotsman replies, “Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin’ him neither.” The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent. Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “SUPPLIES!!!!”

the're specifically for right hand drive bikes

I dont see any dragons teeth these are dragons teeth

The top joint on the power socket looks like a dry joint

I used a device like that in my taxi, for free wifi for customers It very rarely lost the signal

did you do it hot or cold the gaps close as the engine heats up

lady gaga springs to mind

never let facts get in the way of a good opinion (slightly misquoted)

It says you can ride a bike over 35kw or under 35kw which is all bikes

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his gun belt, and said, “I do… Why?” The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is almost dead!” The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse some water, and soon he was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, “Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.” Tonto said, “Sure, Kemosabe!” and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, “Who owns that big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, “I do, what’s wrong with him this time?” The cowboy says, “Nothin’, but you left your Injun runnin’!”

isn’t that an oxymoron