Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 .........we got on a boat in Poole and sailed out of Britain forever! Unfortunately I'm still traumatised by the memory of having to take a shit in a hole in the ground in those French service station toilets. Took me a fair few attempts to get my aim right! It don't look good turning up in Spain covered in your own excrement! Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 That cracked me up My crack wasn't too clever after that malarkey either. Quote
NeilM Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 Some of the mates were living in Madrid in the mid nineties teaching English (the tossers can hardly speak it themselves)We had gone over on the ale for the week and I clearly remember falling, quite literally foul of the rudimental toilet arrangements in a tapas bar in the old town after a particularly heavy night before. (We were just topping ourselves up).Que.long rather desperate walk back to the flat..... Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 You fell over and your head went down the shitter Neil? Quote
NeilM Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 No just lost balance and fell on the piss...lolOne of the old Spanish ones hole in floor etc..Not good. Cracking week mind.How nobody died I will never know. ..lol Quote
Six30 Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 We all know your on the run really Xtreme ... You was the main suspect in the ...Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Chrstmas day massacre , when you gunned down Taffy two sheds Jackson. Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 We all know your on the run really Xtreme ... You was the main suspect in the ...Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Chrstmas day massacre , when you gunned down Taffy two sheds Jackson. That sheepshagger had it coming Six! Quote
rennie Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 toilet humour! can't beat it! The German bogs with shelves so you can inspect your produce for worms took some getting used to!But the home made thunder boxes in the Gulf, Kenya, Belize were an experience never to be forgotten!especially given the side effects of NAPS tablets etc. Quote
RantMachine Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 I encountered the shelf toilets in Amsterdam! Took a MAHOOSIVE dump and the flush couldn't shift it After much deliberation, I left a sign for the cleaner Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 .........we got on a boat in Poole and sailed out of Britain forever! ! Always wished we could the same......doubt it will happen now.Just have to make do with our 2 weeks in Mallorca........not quite the same Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 .........we got on a boat in Poole and sailed out of Britain forever! ! Always wished we could the same......doubt it will happen now.Just have to make do with our 2 weeks in Mallorca........not quite the same I wish I'd got out years before......but I had to wait out the time till all family commitments were gone. Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 Good for you Not been impressed with the UK for years.......Feel like that hampster on that wheel......running like buggery and getting nowhere! Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 Good for you Not been impressed with the UK for years.......Feel like that hampster on that wheel......running like buggery and getting nowhere! Tell me about it! To me the writing was on the wall by 2000.....Blair had destroyed the Socialist movement and it was obvious he had his own agenda.Which was open the gates to everybody in the world, then throw benefit money at them to ensure he had a captive electorate to keep him in power.All while leading Britain into illegal wars to keep everybody focussed elsewhere. Quote
Stu Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 We all know your on the run really Xtreme ... You was the main suspect in the ...Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Chrstmas day massacre , when you gunned down Taffy two sheds Jackson. That sheepshagger had it coming Six! Was the sheep cheating in you? Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 We all know your on the run really Xtreme ... You was the main suspect in the ...Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Chrstmas day massacre , when you gunned down Taffy two sheds Jackson. That sheepshagger had it coming Six! Was the sheep cheating in you? If I hadn't been banned from every other bike forum on the net I'd flounce! Quote
Stu Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 No you wouldn't you love the abuse you get here Quote
Hoggs Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 We all know your on the run really Xtreme ... You was the main suspect in the ...Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch Chrstmas day massacre , when you gunned down Taffy two sheds Jackson. That sheepshagger had it coming Six! Quote
Mawsley Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 We ran away in '99 - but Johnny Foreigner in South Latin doesn't have the sense to make Marmite, Salt&Vinegar crisps, proper Cheddar or Guinness. Or seasons of the year. So we came home 11 years ago.You wouldn't believe it but they don't have Branston or proper chocolate either. How can you have a picnic on a Caribbean beach without them? You can't. Quote
Guest Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 And it was 11 years ago today I set foot in Spain for the first time in my life.....and never left! The way we were back then! Quote
Guest Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 Following on with the 11 years in Spain theme......this is what I brought with me! An XT350......and an XT660. So what happened to them? Truth is they didn't last long once they left my hands! The 350 got shipped back to Britain a year later.....bought by a guy in Cardiff. A month later it got stolen and was never seen again. The 660 got sold after a few months to a Brit in Moraira who killed himself on it within a few weeks. Strange but true! Quote
bonio Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 The 660 got sold after a few months to a Brit in Moraira who killed himself on it within a few weeks. Strange but true!Wow, a sad tale. Moraira always seems so peaceful, like nothing like that could happen there. Quote
rennie Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 My best mate (he was my best man the first time, I was his)got killed in an RTA on the infamous n332!I think the first time I went to Spain was more than 11 years ago.I'd love a place over there but would want to keep somewhere here too Quote
Guest Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 N332......hookers all the way along that road. Allegedly! Quote
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