I'm embarrassed ...

[Phooey]

... riding home tonight I have to take a busy A38 and evening rush hour sees bumper to bumper traffic for a mile or so.

Anyway, three lanes. Lane 1 is a 24 hour bus lane allowing motorcycles, lanes 2 and 3 are stationary. I used the bus lane and on this 40mph road I keep it down to 30mph just to be sure. On the left is a junction and a car stops at the give way. He can't go anywhere but I keep an eye on him anyway. His brake lights go off so I roll back off the throttle and make sure we get eye contact ... we do and he pulls out across the bus lane and stops blocking my way.

I had to hit the brake and stopped about a metre from him. Flip the sidestand down and get off calling him a f'ing knob. He shouted back 'get a f'ing car then you c@*t.

Now my embarrassement ... I punched his quarter wound window and oops! it broke. Two guys who witness all of this jumped out of their cars and stoped the guy getting out of his car. He waas shouting f'ing wa@*ker broke my window. One of the guys helping said no mate it was already broke. I got on bike and got out of there.

Not proud but I have to own up to my naughty deed. On here anyway. Might even report it just to clear my conscience.

[Stu]

I wouldnt report it!

do his other window so he has a matching set

[Guest]

Yamasaki riders.. all the same.

tsk.

Edited November 10, 2016 by Anonymous

[cockercas]

What you mean is you walked upto the car but kept your hands to yourself

Admit nothing.

[cockercas]

Or did it break when he tried to throw his open beer at you

[Phooey]

Yamasaki riders.. all the same.

tsk.

 

Steady on shorty ... lol

[Phooey]

Or did it break when he tried to throw his open beer at you

 

That's what it was ... I had to ride home stinking of beer.

[Guest]

Nothing worse than a punchy old git!

[Phooey]

Nothing worse than a punchy old git!

 

That's the strange thing ... punchy I aint. I think I was a little rattled and it came out

[Stu]

Going by his signature he likes to kick

[NearOn]

Pretty cold out there, most likely already had a crack and when you politely tapped on his window it just broke into tiny pieces, was good of you to offer your sincere apologies and both wished each other a pleasant evening and went on your way.

[Guest]

Nothing worse than a punchy old git!

 

That's the strange thing ... punchy I aint. I think I was a little rattled and it came out

 

Viagra Rage?

[Mawsley]

Nothing worse than a punchy old git!

 

That's the strange thing ... punchy I aint. I think I was a little rattled and it came out

 

Viagra Rage?

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough?

[MR_W]

Surely the daft prick was hit by a bus? What with being across a bus lane.

[Six30]

No embarrassment needed .... Move along now, no embarrassment on this thread, nothing to see here.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Much as I have been sometimes so tempted I've realised that somewhere there will be some poor unsuspecting biker who won't know why this guy is likely to carve them up without provocation or warning.

I've generally found that when the caged have nowhere to go having a bike's headlight a few feet from their face starts making them look pretty silly pretty quickly.

Revenge is an art, best done slowly and with subtlety.

[Six30]

Luclille works...

[MrBrightside]

So you knocked on his window and it broke? Manufacturing defect?

[Guest]

Admit nothing.

As the other guy said, the window was already broken.

[Phooey]

Well, I've given it some serious thought and I have to ask myself the question ... What window?

[Phooey]

Revenge is an art, best done slowly and with subtlety.

 

Would be difficult to qualify my action as either subtle or slow

[Joe85]

... riding home tonight I have to take a busy A38 and evening rush hour sees bumper to bumper traffic for a mile or so.

Anyway, three lanes. Lane 1 is a 24 hour bus lane allowing motorcycles, lanes 2 and 3 are stationary. I used the bus lane and on this 40mph road I keep it down to 30mph just to be sure. On the left is a junction and a car stops at the give way. He can't go anywhere but I keep an eye on him anyway. His brake lights go off so I roll back off the throttle and make sure we get eye contact ... we do and he pulls out across the bus lane and stops blocking my way.

I had to hit the brake and stopped about a metre from him. Flip the sidestand down and get off calling him a f'ing knob. He shouted back 'get a f'ing car then you c@*t.

Now my embarrassement ... I punched his quarter wound window and oops! it broke. Two guys who witness all of this jumped out of their cars and stoped the guy getting out of his car. He waas shouting f'ing wa@*ker broke my window. One of the guys helping said no mate it was already broke. I got on bike and got out of there.

Not proud but I have to own up to my naughty deed. On here anyway. Might even report it just to clear my conscience.

 

f**k him. Sounds like you served him with a bikers notice.

Not your fault the window was already broken. Id say it was mighty considerate of you to stop and point it out to him.

[stumoores1]

He's gonna bear a grudge now. He made need victim support. He probably needs a hug.

[Guest]

Well, I've given it some serious thought and I have to ask myself the question ... What window?

Has senile hit you early phooey? When you tap on a window and there are electric windows they open automatically

[Grumpy Old Git]

Revenge is an art, best done slowly and with subtlety.

 

Would be difficult to qualify my action as either subtle or slow

 

Good one!

Just a small point - why does your avatar look like a weird bra?