Will you be replaced with a robot at work?

[mikestrivens]

gulls and pigeons have rights too

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

The ones who keep pooping all over my garden furniture dont!

[Fozzie]

Electrical engineer specialising in power generation now. So I feel quite safe as I think it's a job that in the future will use a lot of robotic labour rather than it being lead by a robot.

If we turn to Westworld style robotics or Bladerunner style replicants then we are in a fair bit of bother

[NeilM]

Shift manager in power generation.

A robot can't shout as loud as me

[mikestrivens]

DON’T PUT A BET ON THAT

[Mr Fro]

Well I'll be safe so long as they don't invent a robot capable of pushing a button every 1/2 hour to 45 mins.

[Bhawk]

we attempted to use drones for surveying their nest sites but apparently the gulls started smashing them out of the sky, breaking them

[SlowBusa]

Heres the answer [mention]Bhawk[/mention]

Get em drunk

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44736447

[fastbob]

I am a robot

[Throttled]

we attempted to use drones for surveying their nest sites but apparently the gulls started smashing them out of the sky, breaking them

 

Drones with forcefields. And guns. Hate gulls.

[fastbob]

we attempted to use drones for surveying their nest sites but apparently the gulls started smashing them out of the sky, breaking them

 

Drones with forcefields. And guns. Hate gulls.

I looked away for a second and a gull had swallowed my deep fried haggis in one go . bast*rds ! I even saw one swallow an ice cream cone without breaking it .

[JRH]

I am a robot

 

Ah now I remember you from M&P Coventry.

[fastbob]

I am a robot

 

Ah now I remember you from M&P Coventry.

 

Oh shit , well I'm very sorry but there's nothing I can do about it now .

[Tango]

No chance of a robot doing my job......unless they invent one that can service, install and repair medical analysers, whilst also being an agony aunt and company PR spokesperson at the same time.....

[Mickly]

we attempted to use drones for surveying their nest sites but apparently the gulls started smashing them out of the sky, breaking them

 

Drones with forcefields. And guns. Hate gulls.

I looked away for a second and a gull had swallowed my deep fried haggis in one go . bast*rds ! I even saw one swallow an ice cream cone without breaking it .

Once saw a group of youths throwing bread to seagulls in Brixham, I thought this to be an unusual pastime for a bunch of delinquents, until I realised they were throwing it in the road ahead of traffic, I asked if they’d had any luck, they said no, but had wrapped steradent tablets in bread and watched the gulls throwing up mid air or staggering around looking like they had rabies.

I cannot condone such actions but did make me snigger.