Anyone remember put a tiger in your tank

[Bender]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9409360/terrifying-moment-giant-tiger-chases-motorbiker-down-road-after-leaping-out-of-the-woods-in-india/

Don't think I will be riding a bike in India lol

[dynax]

If that doesn't turn your trousers brown, you must have balls of steel

[JackieOWheels]

Holy sh*t! Now that's what I call a close call with nature.

[raesewell]

I think the Tiger is getting a bad press here, he just wanted to play

[skyrider]

ESSO

[BIKERDAD]

Naa it was not chasing him it was just out for a run and just crossing the road when he was riding past .

[Bender]

I agree and had it been closer and taken the pillion it wouldn't have been eating him it would have been giving him the kiss of life.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Tiger - "Yeeees, meals on wheels."

Reminds me of the story of the two nuns sent to the jungle. Sister Mary immediately started a rigorous keep fit regime, running five miles every morning and building up her cardio vascular system. Sister Anna just kept scoffing donuts and enjoying the occasional cigarette.

The day before they were due to be sent out the Mother Superior spoke to them both to wish them well. She asked Sister Mary why she had undertaken such a hard regime of physical exercise.

"It's in case we meet a tiger." Sister Mary replied.

"You can't think you'll actually outrun a tiger?" said Mother Superior.

"Oh no Mother, " replied Sister Mary, "I just need to outrun Sister Anna."