puggybear Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Can someone please explain to me,using short words,which PRAT decided aftershave should sting?!?!?!? Quote
puggybear Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 At the moment,I'm reading ''Under Milk Wood'',which as you'll all know is a classic novel.BUT - [pauses for effect] ... I'm reading it in it's original Welsh!Yes - you guessed...it's the Dai Version! Quote
puggybear Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Y'know,I can still remember my first girlfriend,and being invited to stay overnight at her parents house.Unfortunately,her dad point-blank refused to let us sleep together....which was a shame,as he was a real looker. Quote
TimR Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) Why do elephants paint the bottom of their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in bowls of custard. but why do they paint their testicles Red ?so they can hide in the cherry trees... Edited June 21, 2018 by TimR Quote
TimR Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 whats the loudest noise in the jungle?A giraffe eating Cherries Quote
Bhawk Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 I think my sense of humour is going to end up like six30's....i need help lol Quote
Six30 Posted July 3, 2018 Posted July 3, 2018 A copper caught me in the toilets with a bag of drugs..It’s not my fault I said , when I flush em down the toilet they magically re-appear in my pocket.You expect me to believe that said the copper , They do .. I said handing the bag to himThe copper chucked them in the toilet and flushed the chain, right now empty your pockets he said..Why The bag of drugs , said copperWhat drugs Quote
Bhawk Posted July 5, 2018 Posted July 5, 2018 A few more, can't help myself. And trust me, these are far better than the offensive ones....On a side note, I'm going to hell lol Quote
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