It's started again - bikes are coming out of garages.

[onesea]

Where to start

Facebook - 

• Last week was of biker groups news reports of Car v Bike accidents, and subsequent arm chair comments.
• Now it's the week of police we caught a biker gang doing 100mph plus.* Yes we are back in radar.
• Stupid biking questions

 

 

The change in attitude of car drivers, 2 miles home this morning. 

• Ford Ranger - Yes I will use both lanes leaving you in the gutter to cut this corner, 
• Mercedes - you shall stop whilst I drive round this parked car, 
• Vauxhall - I will pull out of side road whilst your turning into and jesticulate that I should of seen you coming. 

 

Then there are the bikes, exhaust noise up and headlights set ridiculously high dazelling any on coming road users day or night.

Some seem to have spent there time in hibernation (winter) adding more running lights than 1960's scooters.

 

For anyone who thinks they help: 

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1AHQeDG9Gn/

 

Speak to any emergency service driver lights sirens, blue, green or red weighing several tons people just don't look.

 

* I once had a chat about this with a copper and they where midly concerned, I had thought to much about it.  If you want to go for a sporting ride:

• Put your bike gear on,
• Park up at suitable location,
• Put cheap disposable chavy track suit over top, of your bike gear,
• Steal a bike,
• Enjoy your sporting ride, your unlikely to what would be short chase thrown in,
• Abandoned said bike,
• Ditch tracksuit, 
• Ride home on own bike,
• Just be careful of CCTV at start and finish.

 

Ride own taxed and insured bike 10mph over speed limit, be ready for points and fines and to be added to statistics for dangerous bikers.

You will be classed as one of those chavs you had just dressed as

 

Maybe I just finished a night shift so a little grumpy..

[vstromming]

Same every year unfortunately. 

 

 - The fair weather riders (If you want to do that fine but it is a literal description) come out of hibernation with severely lacking skills and gone absolutely mental. 

 

- The resulting crashes and near misses are always the car drivers fault - funnily enough it's sometimes the bike riders fault!

 

- The usual myriad of insurance company recomendations -  how have people not understood yet that it's all based on personal circumstances and all you can do is shop around? 

 

It's interesting to read but so incredibly frustrating at the same time. 

[Mawsley]

L'enfer c'est les autres. 

 

 

[Throttled]

Blue lights from multiple ambulance and police around the Glasgow stretch of the M8 today, but nothing obvious as to why. Lots of bikers out.

[Mawsley]

[Ian Frog]

On 07/04/2025 at 13:56, Mawsley said:

L'enfer c'est les autres. 

 

 

Jean-Paul Sartre on a bike forum ! Now I am suitably impressed.

Agree with the sentiment though.

Cheers

Ian

[billysugger]

I had to Google it

[onesea]

4 hours ago, billysugger said:

I had to Google it

You are not alone

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Jean-Paul Sartre...does he ride for Ducati? 

[Ian Frog]

11 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

Jean-Paul Sartre...does he ride for Ducati? 

No I think he made perfume and conical bras.

Cheers

Ian

[Phil1]

Coincidentally, my MOT ran out last Friday so I wasn't able to use it over the weekend, the soonest I could get it in was Tuesday this week. 

 

The previous couple of years before the last MOT it was sorn as I just didn't have time with family commitments etc. 

 

The local place I do the test I usually get involved with doing the lights/brakes etc. He asked how many miles it had on, jokingly saying "let me guess has it done 200 miles since last year?". 

 

Turns out he does about 40 bikes a month and his average over the past couple of years has been 114 miles between MOTs over about 1000 bikes. 

 

He said he regularly gets "bikers" coming in every year with 2-3 miles since the last MOT, obviously only ever taking them out just for the MOT. 

 

I only had about 1500 miles on mine but it took his average up a fair bit .

[Mawsley]

14 hours ago, Ian Frog said:

perfume and conical bras.

 

 

*Mental note for Frog's TMBF Secret Santa present

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

23 hours ago, Ian Frog said:

No I think he made perfume and conical bras.

Cheers

Ian

Bloody dangerous those things when your pillion is wearing one. 

[Ian Frog]

8 hours ago, Mawsley said:

 

*Mental note for Frog's TMBF Secret Santa present

Why wait that long it`s my birthday in a fortnight lol.

Cheers

Ian

[Mawsley]

While I've been swapping cars and out with the dogs, the standard of riding is woeful the last couple of days. Bikes overtaking on blind bends and before hill crests - all of them race reps. They aren't long for the world. Why don't they go track days?

[Steve_M]

7 hours ago, Mawsley said:

While I've been swapping cars and out with the dogs, the standard of riding is woeful the last couple of days. Bikes overtaking on blind bends and before hill crests - all of them race reps. They aren't long for the world. Why don't they go track days?

Because they’d discover just how slow they are, and how quickly they’d get black flagged riding like idiots?

[Stu]

On 13/04/2025 at 09:54, Mawsley said:

While I've been swapping cars and out with the dogs, the standard of riding is woeful the last couple of days. Bikes overtaking on blind bends and before hill crests - all of them race reps. They aren't long for the world. Why don't they go track days?

 

I went out the other day and was overtaken by "the fast boys" 

 

It was a dangerous overtake then they continued to overtake approaching bends and with oncoming cars! 

 

Fee miles down the road and the bendy stuff I caught them up and overtook them!

 

As my mate always says! You can look as though you're fast if you ride dangerously enough! 

 

I'm guessing it was their first ride since last year

[onesea]

These things happen, had been out for a ride with a friend a whilst back now.  We stopped at a cafe, 600 bandit and fz6 nothing remarkable.

 

Then road in a power ranger on suitable polished sportsbike, knee sliders back hump etc.  People came over to admire his bike and listen to his story.  
 

My comment to my friend was compare our tyres.  His still had new bits of shiney tyre and some wear in the middle, ours yeah they were worn.  But the chicken strips where respectable.

 

Then there is the local Railway crossing, they all filter to the front race away and you overtake them on the bends after.