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Drinking, bowling, that sort of thing

You get bent!

I think that's still called bending something... Just bending it back

Bender by name bender by nature

I've been watching Shogun so I'm down with this Ocean-san.

Why on earth would you take a samurai sword?! That makes no sense at all lol. You're in Europe - take a broadsword.

Vintage meme for a vintage thread

Find a test centre further away?

Aw hell yeah. Jealous!

Is my bike made of ali? Are there detergents that do such things?

Me? They're car washers, there aren't any qualifications. They do a good job on my car where the ramifications of a scratch are higher.

No garage life so I risked the hand car wash. I oversaw the job, was good! Then a little blast around Kent. Some lovely b roads here, plenty of potholes though. i... Don't know why it's sideways

Lol wtf

Yo is actually originally from the middle ages I'll have thee know Language evolves. Get with the programme thou boomer yo1 exclamationINFORMAL exclamation: yo used to greet someone, attract their attention, or express excitement. "‘Yo, Ben!’ ‘Hey Eugene, I thought it was you.’" Origin natural exclamation: first recorded in late Middle English.

Yo! What kind of bikes you looking at?

When I wear a glove I don't bother pulling out, and visa versa.

On my old mt10 if you change the endcan it doesn't make it any sound difference at all. On my gixxer it changed it from sounding like a baby trying to blow out a candle to a lion gargling a hammer. So much better. Looks wise erm yeah Saved like 5kg too which I hear is good. End cans are a great first mod. I don't think you usually need a remap. There will always be people who think a full system is a must. I'm not one of them - 200bhp is ample.

Mainly this

Hey! Do you ride?

Remember to max out your excess and insure your excess. Some provider so it themselves which is madness, otherwise I used protectyourthings Bear in mind with a high excess you can only claim on insurance if the repairs exceed that cost though of course. But a grand or so of damage you would usually fix yourself anyway for fear of hikes.

Yep.

YOU'RE SAYING YOU LIKE KIDDIE FIDDLERS?! It's an interesting thought experiment for sure.

I think I got most angry, in order: shower kiddy fiddler, then probably kiddie photo guy, then revenge p**n dude then I girl who came home with home dude because that one occasionally has grey areas, but still obviously burn the rapey bast*rd. If he's deffo guilty.

Done

Does it tell you whether the raincloud is gonna dump its load all over you though?!