Grumpy Old Git

Penetrating Oil (WD40 will do) - Drip/spray lots every hour or so for a day - leave overnight - re-spray and leave for 10 minutes, tap with wooden/plastic mallett and it should start to free. Alterntative (if you don't need the old exhaust pipe and sleeves / clamps): Cut off the pipe about 2 inches from the cylinder - cut longways internally (need a decent free-blade metal saw) and, once through, crush with a vice / mole grips and extract. Warning: If you do this, remove cyliner head and barrell and througally clean out any swarf. Rebuild, flush oil through before filling crankcase. Paitence is needed! Good luck.

yep - 4 inches is really 6 inches - YES REALLY! F**k It!

Bike Bitz

Service Station Just off the A1 / A46 Junction?

Must be more surely?

Organising a group out of Cambs. (Huntingdon in Particular) with a view to meeting up with 'you lot' at (maybe) Newark - Assuming you will be going up the A46. Will need to coordinate timings (as we need to be at Market Raisen) by 11:00am.

You forgot to add F**k It! So, F**k It!

GOG NMan1 DaddyG (meet with Lincs at Newark) Mojo Jonathan Crofts

Cambs unit in Northants? Can't they stick to their own area?

Great! List started then: GOG NMan1 Add to this and I'll look at fixing meeting points/times nearer the date.

Not in Stockholm due to bl@@dy volcanic ash cloud! F**K It

Good luck for tomorrow fella!

Looking like I'll be up for this. Anyone else? We could find a place to meet up and then 'join the gang' either on-route or on arrival. Got to be worth a trip! GOG (aka Al)

Buy two pairs and return the second pair saying you've changed you mind and request a refund / credit note.

be like putting leather seats into a reliant robin!!!!

Nman1 is free!

Auto advance? Poor compression in one cylinder? Blocked Air Filter? Are you sure both carb throttle needles are set the same? Idle jets set the same? Throttle linkage to both carbs set correctly? Choke linkage to both carbs set correctly? Excessive carbon deposits in one cylinder? Good Luck

Booked to go and see Austrailian Pink Floyd in Nottingham that evening so I will not be attending at Skeggy Hope you have a great time

Assuming you have a spare then you can get a new one cut at a key-cutting shop - They may have to order a blank. Suzuki will provide a spare provided you give them the lock/key number, the vehicle reg, your details, etc. Usually only through a Suzuki outlet though.

Another Jetforce 'problem'. Could be that this model is totally CR@P!!! Once you get it sorted - Best to sell it and get a better model.

Throw it off a cliff (see Quadrophenia)!

Cheaper to sell it and buy a 'proper' model!

Turkish Airlines have rescheduled internal flights - Now we cannot make the connection as the flight takes off 10 minutes before we land!!!! F**K IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

F**K It! F**K It! F**K It!F**K It! F**K It! F**K It!

Just been informed that the Tax Office has not taken enough tax from me over the last 3 years and they will be 'adjusting my allowance' inorder to collect it!!!! F**K IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1