Hoggs

if you ever come across a bike you think "I want to show this to someone" then you post it here. If you don't like looking at random bikes then you know to avoid this thread

I did zig zag hill three times.... because it's too much fun to do just once. it's harder going up.... and yeah I probably was only doing about 15mph on the way down around them

take a picture and email it to them. See if they bother replying

I had the same thing! my head stock was.... butcheted though

Don't know what you mean [mention]Stu[/mention] *cough cough cough* https://groups.place/London-Motorcycle-Riders-Club *cough cough*

Today's not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Hello! I'm not much help with the fixing dials stuff... But you can check the MOT history on the DVLA which should show milage and at least answer that question... https://www.gov.uk/check-mot-history If the mileage hasn't moved much between tests then maybe it's a odometer issue....

Maybe knocked the wheel out of alignment. Someone on here once gave a very technical explanation about how rear impacts don't need a lot of force to mess up the alignment due to how...the... and erm... then... erm I forget. But the bottom line is have you checked the wheel alignment

Well I'm glad they're checking it out... frustrating for you but probably slightly relieved they don't have a Scooby either??

everyone should buy green bikes

Granted, although I deliberately misinterpret that as the last aired season which was season 7 so you get to watch that

Granted, instead of this thread you read about six30s wildest fantasies. You vomit for a week

omg like totes busted *jumps into a pink ford ka with eyelashes and a pixiedust sticker on the rear*

Nice work [mention]SometimesSansEngine[/mention] nothing more annoying than a bast*rd biker. I was probably someone's knob of the day so I'll write it from their perspective..... *wavy lines* lolz yeah so like totes finished work and driving home and OMG the traffic coming up to mill hill was like totes crazy man. Was totes backed up, we're like doing ONE mile an hour lol. So like you know how traffic is like soooooo boring yawn! So totes checking out facebook OMG did you know Chelsea is totes cheating on Brad with Finley! anyway like so judging Brianna's new haircut I don't know why she thought she can pull off a fringe you know what I mean right and suddenly out of NOWHERE this biker revs the shit out it RIGHT BY MY WINDOW and OMG I like jumped and dropped my phone in the footwell like shut up! omg they shouldn't sneak up on you like that in broad daylight with their lights on and all bright green you know

Granted! You own all blue, green red and orange properties on the monopoly board with hotels on all! woo make it rain with those brightly coloured bills!!

Goat scares me. I wish for one non poisonous totally standard size chocolate donut that does not talk or is cursed or has hair, it's not locked in any sort of receptacle that means I can't eat it and upon eating it I do not want to turn in to anything or have anything happen to anyone I like.

or on the flip side if your theory is only valid for 2 days start panicking

hey! I also think you were a bit unlucky especially on the Amber light. on my test the light went to Amber at the exact cut off point of where I felt I could safely stop. I checked how far the instructor was behind me and remembered all that emergency stop practice. Stopped a whisker before the line and after getting myself settled the examiner said over the radio "haha I bet you're glad this isn't a two way radio!" Afterwards he said he would have allowed it if I had gone through - I said if it was wet I would have! Love your attitude though so fingers crossed you don't get the grumpy one next time!!

The wish Gods mull over this and instead give all the wishing power to your wife. Looks like you're in for a winter of DIY and shopping trips

Works for me....

Granted! they now come in 80,000 litre bottles. You have to climb up a rickety old ladder to the top of the bottle where you've rigged up a bucket and pulley system to access the liquid... You're merrily pulling the bucket up when the cheap rope snags on the pulley, your weight shifts and the sad old ladder starts to rock. Flailing wildly you try and regain your balance but you fail, falling head first into the bottle. You manage to tread rohypnol for a few minutes but soon you become sleepy.... so sleepy.... and gently slip beneath the surface.....

It's very easy to have complete brain fart on these things and have to redo it. Riding a motorbike isn't natural at all and some times just takes a bit longer to get the hang of it. Also in the easier said than done advice column try relax - tensing up makes turning much harder! We look forward to you telling us you've passed the next one!

...best instructions ever

Ooh finally a you tube channel I can get behind And absolutely brilliant insult ranting there [mention]Mickly[/mention]

good to know! Thanks Bob