If we are playing crap neighbours top trumps. A few years back went out on a winters Saturday night around 8.30, on returning passed by a house a few doors up and spotted a body laying on the grass verge. Got out the car to find a woman sparko drunk, so went to the house she was outside and knocked on the door. Bloke answered, told him what i'd found and asked for help. We get back to the woman , he looks down and says "thats my wife". We pick her up and drag her to the house. Ever since that, they were known as Mr & Mrs drunkwife. More recently about 1am i was woken up by a taxi outside and heard voices. Got up for a nightly pitstop and heard more voices nearby. Looked out the window and could hear this mumbling but couldnt see anyone,they switch our streetlights off around here. Looking a bit closer after I put on my glasses,I could see a body laying in the road, two houses up. Got dressed, went outside to find another neighbour absolutely sh!tfaced. Hammered on his front door to wake up his Mrs, she obviously thought I was her old feller as she opened the door bollock naked. Its a decent neighbourhood really