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Bender

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  1. Maybe it had nothing to do with anything other than you
  2. Twat Enjoy and a happy new Yr to you, honestly
  3. Wtf do you live Australia Happy New year in advance or belated if your reading this in 2023
  4. Will depend on date....
  5. Like the colour scheme of your helmet Least next year will be cheaper now
  6. As long as battery bank is just getting topped up it should be fine
  7. I would look at screen, have you tried without screen, this will stop it hitting you in the lid if it's the height of screen that's an issue,.
  8. I thought you just wiped floppy disks
  9. Best my wife putting up with me for another year Best, Milwaukee drill/driver my current one is almost dead. Worst some chocolate liqueur brandy beans, sounds nice, in reality taste like wee
  10. Some say you get what you deserve
  11. As they started out life as a filler and are frequently seen on dinners of many varieties I'm afraid limiting it to those that can afford beef is just sentimtal bourgeoisie eletism and should be stamped out before a revolution is called for
  12. Just why wouldn't you want them, so if you can't have them cause they are on a Sunday roast then you can't have potatoes, carrots gravy sprouts etc, gonna be a boring meal turkey and nothing else
  13. Bender

    Hi everyone

    Welcome
  14. Good morning and a very merry Xmas..
  15. So apparently at 11.54 on Xmas eve I'm making more Yorky puds for family, pretty well intoximicated I might add, this could be disastrous
  16. A very merry Christmas all. I've just fin prepping for tmrw, everything is ether ready to go, stuff that can be made is done, rest is oven ready. Small beer, shower, pub, large beer, watch this space
  17. I like Bob, never heard that before
  18. So @Stu Do they teach this it bus driving school. Had our trip into town with a day saver return, that's a laugh all of its own . Fine going in except being squashed in with every degenerate in the ne, ride back driver was very chatty and hyper, chain drinking energy drinks will do that I guess. Pulls up at a stop with a woman clearly running for the bus, opens doors, waits till she stops running, she obviously thought she'd made it once within 10ft, she was running towards the bus not from rear so no way he wasn't watching. Soon as she reverted to walking, doors shut and off he goes, she even had her hand out in disbelief as he drove past. It must be a shit job if your only fun is not letting people on and trying to get them falling over while braking
  19. Holiday starts now 1 beer down 5999 to go
  20. Yes, yes it does......
  21. I'm after battery one, silent and can sit for months without the worry of petrol going bad, it's more for recreational use
  22. I was supposed to be fin tmrw but Jack frost put paid to that... Twat
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