So a couple of weeks ago we arrive at Little Roodee Car Park, Chester for a mooch around. Park the bike up, and check the website for restrictions.
"Oh yes", says the website, "motorcycles can be parked at any of our pay and display car parks without paying if they're outside the marked bays, and not getting in anyone's way".
Jolly decent of them, thinks I.
Imagine my surprise when, upon returning to the bike there's a ticket wrapped around the brake lever. Must be a misunderstanding. Right?
Get home, appeal online. Simples.
Appeal gets rejected. "We've considered exercising our discretion and waiving the fine, but have decided to be bast*rds instead..." (Or words to that effect). "The problem is, this is not, technically speaking, a Pay and Display car park. It's a Pay on Foot car park. See. Totally different."
They very generously offered to let me pay the reduced amount. If I was quick about it.
Ignoring their mafiosa-like overtures, all that could be done now was to wait for the generosity period to end. Then a letter to arrive with the increased amount.
Appeal #2 was a bit of a War and Peace affair, which cast no aspersions as to the parentage of the enforcement team, but simply went through, in meticulous detail, the absolute inanity of their previous rejection. It ended with a screengrab of the relevant Traffic Regulation Order, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that bikes can park outside of marked bays at all council car parks. [EDIT: It turns out the .gov website I got this from was out of date.]
Today, I received the most mealy-mouthed pathetic, rear-end-covering response: "On this occasion we're going to be nice and cancel the ticket... Don't do it again."
Nothing gets me quite as fuming as self-serving petty bureaucracy wrapped up as public service.
Screw it. Not good enough.
Put a complaint in. They thought it would be an easy £25. It'll cost them at least that by the time we've done.