Our neighbour on one side is a mad, needy, stirring alcoholic.......but she keeps her distance from me as she knows I don't play her games..... Our last conversation a couple of months ago went like: Neighbour: Do you have someone living in your garage? (Our garage adjoins her house) Me: Why do you ask? Neighbour : I can hear voices coming from there Me: Why the f*ck would I have anyone living in my garage? Neighbour : Dunno. But I can hear voices coming from there. Me (opening the doors to a garage full of motorbikes, bits of motorbikes, and a host of other stuff): And just where do you think they would sleep? Neighbour : (shrugs): But I hear voices I lock the garage and walk away! So I feel your pain regarding neighbours, mate. Hope you get the fence sorted as promised.