Mt Everest

[Smithers]

Sadly this picture comes with the news that 4 climbers waiting to summit Mt Everest died very recently.

So in the best tradition of bike forums, I would like to turn this into a Picture Caption Competition. The winner could possibly receive the remains of a stool found on the mountain allegedly deposited by none other than Sherpa Tenzing Norgay himself.

If the management might think this to be in too bad taste, and could affect the feelings of the families who's loved ones perished on the mountain then please by all means remove it.

[Smithers]

OK, I'll start.

Climber 175th back in the line shouts. "Is there a Tesco's express up there? I'm nearly out of Cocoa"!

[Guest Richzx6r]

Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet,

[Mickly]

Jesus ... who farted??

[Six30]

I want the best fitted ..... but surely they got a showroom in the high street .

[old-timer]

"Of course it's safe to jump. You'll be landing in snow...".

[Guest Richzx6r]

Hey juan can I use your jacket as a wind break so I can light this fag?

[old-timer]

[dynax]

Do, do, do come on and do the conga,

[onesea]

And I thought the que for Snowden last weekend was weekend was bad enough:

The Nepali attempt to take the Alpine horn players set mountaintop world record of 500 from the Swis failed when 4 musicians lost their footing..

Edited May 25, 2019 by onesea

[old-timer]

And I thought the que for Snowden last weekend was weekend was bad enough:

 

 

 

♪ There's no donia like snowdonia... ♫ ♪

[Six30]

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[Smithers]

Got to admire you Tarzan, coming all this way to vote Lib Dem and avoid publicity.

[Six30]

Right that's it's , had enough of TMBF .... let's flounce as far away as we can .

[old-timer]

[Smithers]

Edited May 26, 2019 by Smithers

[old-timer]

 

I'm not sure if it is because I live 'overseas, but the picture is not coming through...

[Guest Richzx6r]

Either that or it wasn't meant to come through

[Smithers]

I'm not sure if it is because I live 'overseas, but the picture is not coming through...

 

Now fixed

[billy sugger]

the piers morgan slapathon attracted a good crowd

[Six30]

I thought Katie price lived in Surrey fellas ..... who's got the condoms ?

[BIKERDAD]

The adventure bike showroom is just showing off ...

[The GOAT]

MP's call for an emergency "summit" meeting following May's departure.

Boris clearly at the front of the queue

[old-timer]

[Smithers]

(Just a comment) In the news today, it's reported they're stepping over dead bodies now just so they can reach the summit. There's even a picture in the press showing the poor sod laying there. I think this is just a disgrace; I certainly don't begrudge the Nepalese for the money they earn from this, but really, do the organisers really have to cheapen this event by doing this?

I'm so glad we retrieved Tensing's turd from the summit before somebody stood on it. The eventual winner of this caption will see it as an honour to receive it