MarkW Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 My neighbour is a single mother of two young boys. She's very nice, but is definitely of the drippy hippy style of parenting that considers 'time out on the naughty step' her go-to strategy for disciplining her feral spawn. To any normal person whose brain hasn't been addled by years of joss stick fumes, sending your child to have their screaming tantrum on the back door step serves no purpose beyond letting the entire street know that you are an ineffectual parent rather than just your immediate neighbours.But still she persists, never raising her voice, never swearing, and never talking to them in anything other than the calm, measured and respectful tones an adult might use when confronted by a teenager with a flick-knife.Until this morning. Just as I was reading in the news the astonishing revelation that giving your kids time out doesn't do them any harm (the more pertinent fact that it doesn't do any bloody good either apparently being less newsworthy) I heard her totally lose the plot in spectacular fashion:"Arthur! You... you.. YOU ABSOLUTE F*CKING B*STARD!"I'm sure there are funnier things, but right now I'll be damned if I can think of any. Quote
Guest Richzx6r Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 I say bring back proper punishment, make the little shites give some respect never did anyone any harm Quote
Guest Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Fessed up to being a Brexiteer I'll wager! Quote
dynax Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Fessed up to being a Brexiteer I'll wager! or he sneaked in a Maccy D Quote
Six30 Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Fessed up to being a Brexiteer I'll wager! Said he's going to vote for Corbyn I reckon... Quote
Guest Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Fessed up to being a Brexiteer I'll wager! Said he's going to vote for Corbyn I reckon... Arthur's really f**ked up then! Quote
skyrider Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 perhaps he wants to vote for the monster raving loonies (cant see that it is any worse than voting for any of the other lot ) Quote
MarkW Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Me too! I'll ask when I see her. Quote
MarkW Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Fessed up to being a Brexiteer I'll wager! Said he's going to vote for Corbyn I reckon... Hmm... Brexit or Corbyn. That's a bit like "If you were up to your neck in shit and someone threw a bucket of piss at you, would you duck?" Quote
Six30 Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Fessed up to being a Brexiteer I'll wager! Said he's going to vote for Corbyn I reckon... Hmm... Brexit or Corbyn. That's a bit like "If you were up to your neck in shit and someone threw a bucket of piss at you, would you duck?" Anything but Corbyn and his side kick Abbot . Quote
Smithers Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Love to know what Arthur done Me too! I'll ask when I see her. What's the betting the little f****r had is mums underwear on and lots of lipstick Quote
dynax Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 or recreating the scene from Porky's with the chocolat bar in the pool(bath) it was Caddyshack not Porky's Quote
Bender Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 I bet Arthur is what she calls her vibrator and the batteries went flat, bit of an anti climax Quote
Six30 Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 I think , she thinks Marks name is Arthur ... Quote
MarkW Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 I think , she thinks Marks name is Arthur ... Possibly - I'm sure she thinks I'm a dildo... Quote
Joe85 Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Said he's going to vote for Corbyn I reckon... Hmm... Brexit or Corbyn. That's a bit like "If you were up to your neck in shit and someone threw a bucket of piss at you, would you duck?" Anything but Corbyn and his side kick Abbot . Lib Dem’s for me. But really, Corbyn is a miles better option than the perennial bullshitter Johnson. The man is quite simply a **** and will do more harm to this country than all of the Moggs and Abbots combined.I’d even take the Maybot back and she’s the 3rd worst politician in British political history, just behind the pig-molesterer. Quote
Six30 Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Hmm... Brexit or Corbyn. That's a bit like "If you were up to your neck in shit and someone threw a bucket of piss at you, would you duck?" Anything but Corbyn and his side kick Abbot . Lib Dem’s for me. But really, Corbyn is a miles better option than the perennial bullshitter Johnson. The man is quite simply a **** and will do more harm to this country than all of the Moggs and Abbots combined.I’d even take the Maybot back and she’s the 3rd worst politician in British political history, just behind the pig-molesterer. This should be in the Joke section Quote
Joe85 Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Anything but Corbyn and his side kick Abbot . Lib Dem’s for me. But really, Corbyn is a miles better option than the perennial bullshitter Johnson. The man is quite simply a **** and will do more harm to this country than all of the Moggs and Abbots combined.I’d even take the Maybot back and she’s the 3rd worst politician in British political history, just behind the pig-molesterer. This should be in the Joke section If only it was, a sad truth. Quote
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