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I prefer to mount from the RHS, but can do it both sides :lol: :thumb:

 

Vid or it didn't happen dynax!

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I prefer to mount from the RHS, but can do it both sides :lol: :thumb:

 

Vid or it didn't happen dynax!

 

Will get one done later then :lol: :thumb:

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I prefer to mount from the RHS, but can do it both sides :lol: :thumb:

 

Vid or it didn't happen dynax!

 

Will get one done later then :lol: :thumb:

 

Top Man dynax! :thumb:

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I haven't tried it yet but I'm wondering whether if I stood on tip toes I could mount the Harley from the rear ? There you go . There should be at least a morning's worth of bum jokes in that for everyone to have a go . You're welcome .

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I start the bike in gear, run after it and treat it like a pommel horse, leaping onto it by pushing my hands on the pillion seat, lifting my body and landing gracefully onto the seat and continue my journey.

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I haven't tried it yet but I'm wondering whether if I stood on tip toes I could mount the Harley from the rear ? There you go . There should be at least a morning's worth of bum jokes in that for everyone to have a go . You're welcome .

 

Don't give [mention]dynax[/mention] any ideas Bob!

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I prefer to mount from behind , but can do it both sides :lol: :thumb:

 

 

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I prefer to mount from behind , but can do it both sides :lol: :thumb:

 


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We need a vid from you Six!


You gotta show everybody what you're made of.......and how you were an innocent victim of blind justice in the choice of Mods!


[mention]Tiggie[/mention] will f**k it all up soon and be history. So now's the time to make your play.

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I prefer to mount from behind , but can do it both sides :lol: :thumb:

 


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We need a vid from you Six!


You gotta show everybody what you're made of.......and how you were an innocent victim of blind justice in the choice of Mods!


@Tiggie will f**k it all up soon and be history. So now's the time to make your play.

 

ok , heres one i made...

 

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Difficult to get leg over when bike is loaded plus no central stand. Than you have to step on the foot peg wile bike is on side stand. Except if u are Bruce Lee, than its much easier.

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I face the bike and put my right leg over the saddle, toe pointing up heel down, and then hop forward till I clear the other side.

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i couldn't tell you how i get on it, never thought about it ....i just get on it 8-)

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Difficult to get leg over when bike is loaded plus no central stand. Than you have to step on the foot peg wile bike is on side stand. Except if u are Bruce Lee, than its much easier.

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nice bike :thumb: i like a ktm.

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I face the bike and put my right leg over the saddle, toe pointing up heel down, and then hop forward till I clear the other side.

 

We need a vid of this shit! :lol:

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i couldn't tell you how i get on it, never thought about it ....i just get on it 8-)

 

Same here.....that's why I did the vid! Your turn!

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i couldn't tell you how i get on it, never thought about it ....i just get on it 8-)

 

Same here.....that's why I did the vid! Your turn!

 

I will just show you when I get to Spain.

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i couldn't tell you how i get on it, never thought about it ....i just get on it 8-)

 

Same here.....that's why I did the vid! Your turn!

 

I will just show you when I get to Spain.

 

Now this is why you lost out on the Mod gig.....lack of initiative.


And I had to take the fall for it with my username title!

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Same here.....that's why I did the vid! Your turn!

 

I will just show you when I get to Spain.

 

Now this is why you lost out on the Mod gig.....lack of initiative.


And I had to take the fall for it with my username title!

 


I stood no chance with a campaign manager

who is now trying to get blokes to video themselves repeatedly getting on and off their bikes .....

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I will just show you when I get to Spain.

 

Now this is why you lost out on the Mod gig.....lack of initiative.


And I had to take the fall for it with my username title!

 


I stood no chance with a campaign manager

who is now trying to get blokes to video themselves repeatedly getting on and off their bikes .....

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Difficult to get leg over when bike is loaded plus no central stand. Than you have to step on the foot peg wile bike is on side stand. Except if u are Bruce Lee, than its much easier.

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That's a lot of stuff to take on a road trip although I have seen bikes with even more gear . I does make me wonder what it all consists of .

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Difficult to get leg over when bike is loaded plus no central stand. Than you have to step on the foot peg wile bike is on side stand. Except if u are Bruce Lee, than its much easier.

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That's a lot of stuff to take on a road trip although I have seen bikes with even more gear . I does make me wonder what it all consists of .

 

3 months of full supplies, dried and smoked meet (sausages, Parma ham, smoked bacon, dried ribs.....),3 types of cheese ( cow, goat and sheep), 5 litres of olive oil, 12 litres red wine, I don’t remember what else. So yes overland shopping. On the way down lot of sports bike shop stuff for friends as it is much cheaper then in Croatia.

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Difficult to get leg over when bike is loaded plus no central stand. Than you have to step on the foot peg wile bike is on side stand. Except if u are Bruce Lee, than its much easier.

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That's a lot of stuff to take on a road trip although I have seen bikes with even more gear . I does make me wonder what it all consists of .

 

3 months of full supplies, dried and smoked meet (sausages, Parma ham, smoked bacon, dried ribs.....),3 types of cheese ( cow, goat and sheep), 5 litres of olive oil, 12 litres red wine, I don’t remember what else. So yes overland shopping. On the way down lot of sports bike shop stuff for friends as it is much cheaper then in Croatia.

 

They don't have cafés and restaurants over there ?

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That's a lot of stuff to take on a road trip although I have seen bikes with even more gear . I does make me wonder what it all consists of .

 

3 months of full supplies, dried and smoked meet (sausages, Parma ham, smoked bacon, dried ribs.....),3 types of cheese ( cow, goat and sheep), 5 litres of olive oil, 12 litres red wine, I don’t remember what else. So yes overland shopping. On the way down lot of sports bike shop stuff for friends as it is much cheaper then in Croatia.

 

They don't have cafés and restaurants over there ?

 

O yes they have, a lot, Croatia is known as coffee bars and restaurants country, all that food and wine I got there and brought back home is home made and extra delicious. Plus lot of that stuff is difficult or impossible to get in uk.

Bike stuffs I got here in uk for my Croatian friends, as here is at least 20% cheaper.

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