Good Morning Good Night and General Chat.

[Ian Frog]

16 hours ago, AstronautNinja said:

Place near me would batter anything you brought them for 50p when I was a kid

I have a list of names of people who need battering starting with DVLA,HMRC and others !

Could you give me the address of this place seems a great deal.

Cheers

Ian

[rennie]

Good afternoon 

[Fozzie]

23 hours ago, husoi said:

Fine.

1 pack of crisps

2 packs of chocolate biscuits 

1 deep fried mars bar 

1 pack wagon wheels 

 

With the price of food these days, you may as well buy the new tool and save some money  

And wagon wheels taste like cardboard now anyway, it's all about the Jaffa cakes. 

[Simon Davey]

Good morning bikers

[dynax]

Good morning

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

12 hours ago, Fozzie said:

 

With the price of food these days, you may as well buy the new tool and save some money  

And wagon wheels taste like cardboard now anyway, it's all about the Jaffa cakes. 

Yes, but you can eat just one wagon wheel, whereas with Jaffa Cakes you have to eat the whole packet. 

[RideWithStyles]

On 24/09/2024 at 16:07, S-Westerly said:

Bloody shitehawks.  For the more ornithological among us - blue footed boobies- have colonised my ship. We've picked up about 100 of these feathered shit machines who are using the ship as a mobile hunting platform as we disturb shoals of flying fish. They have covered the ship in shite and a particularly vile rancid fish smelling version of the stuff. I'd snipe the little bast*rds if I could. Totally pissed off.

Arrrh but their cute, funny looking and have an amusing name.

You’re the captain, surprised why you’ve not elected the most unliked crew member on patrol? better the scarecrowing they do, the less of the boat “they” have to clean!

its would be sooo funny (comedy sketch) seeing at a distance, mad sea men ranting and waving about on a stinking shit infested boat.

Anyway on to more pressing matters of biscuits! .
Personally I think the HOLY jaffa have been butchered compared to what they were.

A lot smaller, less of them, sponge it ain’t  now but replaced with 80old council block of flats estate housing used plaster board, the orange is coloured silicone cushion insoles, the chocolate is coloured oil painting and layered to single micron digit. 

[Fozzie]

7 hours ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

Yes, but you can eat just one wagon wheel, whereas with Jaffa Cakes you have to eat the whole packet. 

I already said I prefer Jaffa cakes, you don’t need to sell it to me!  

[RideWithStyles]

4 minutes ago, Fozzie said:

I already said I prefer Jaffa cakes, you don’t need to sell it to me!  

Of course but MBF probably has other motives? like shares in mcvities?

 

[rennie]

Good afternoon 

[AstronautNinja]

I can just have a bisquit please. I'm far too drunk to care 

[Simon Davey]

Good morning bikers

[dynax]

Good morning

[husoi]

Goooooood mooorrnniinng 

Happy Friday

[rennie]

Good afternoon 

I still like fridays!

[Simon Davey]

Happy cider day @rennie

[AstronautNinja]

One stage closer to David Dickibson brown 

[Simon Davey]

Good morning bikers

[dynax]

Good morning

[rennie]

Good morning 

[Grumpy Old Git]

Back home after a week of riding down windy (and largely traffic free) roads - although it was rather wet at times!

 

I was intending to pick up a few 'southern' tags on the way home but with flooding closing a lot of roads and rain forecast for this after/evening, I decided to come straight back. I'm definitely kernacked now and need a good kip.

 

Anyhoo - Got all three IOW tags and one 'Hogs' tag on t'ferry.

 

NOTE: Anyone thinking of going to the IOW via Lymington/Yarmouth - The ferry does not have tie-downs for your bike - You either need to supply your own or take the risk of it falling over.

 

[Simon Davey]

That's impressive @Grumpy Old Git, glad you're home safe.

That GIF is mesmerising...

[RideWithStyles]

Do you wish to say what you’re looking at? 

Edited September 28, 2024 by RideWithStyles

[Simon Davey]

17 minutes ago, RideWithStyles said:

Do you wish to say what you’re looking at? 

 

Her nice smile, of course.... 

[husoi]

I've been doing it all wrong all this time

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_xF5A7M1Dd/?igsh=dGRtNGhlZ24wbmEw