Good news everybody, Lockdown is over.

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Don’t worry folks the Covid testing kits that’ll get us out of this are going to be produced by a catering company that makes takeaway boxes with no experience of producing medical supplies, it might sound dubious but it ok it’s Matt Hancock’s former neighbour who used to run the pub where he lives who got the contract after sending him a WhatsApp message. You couldn’t make it up. Isn’t just the taxpayers money they’re stuffing their friends pockets with its peoples lives. 

 

Cue multiple Gammons chirping in with "Yeh but Corbyn"......"Yeh but Labour".

[Bender]

No labour are keeping very quiet, they have watched Biden and decided doing nothing is best, just let them hang themselves.

To be honest it's probably a good idea for them as they have actively helped them to stay in power so far.

[Six30]

it could be so much better....

Edited November 27, 2020 by Six30

[Guest Swagman]

5 hours ago, XTreme said:

Cue multiple Gammons chirping in with "Yeh but Corbyn"......"Yeh but Labour".

Fook Corbyn he’s a has been.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Fook Corbyn he’s a has been.

No......he's a never was!

[Guest Swagman]

Just now, XTreme said:

No......he's a never was!

Now that’s a fact right there.

[Bender]

3 hours ago, Six30 said:

it could be so much better....

It's next to Loch fine if your not careful  

[Six30]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

No......he's a never was!

suspended for being racist then welcomed back.... Labour the new far right .

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

Just seen that several shops are advertising their opening hours for 2nd December. We've been told that lockdown was announced as 5th Nov to 2nd Dec. So it finishes midnight 2nd and we can reopen on 3rd.

Which is right?

[Stu]

The point @Bender is making is that when it "ends" nothing actually changes so in affect its over 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Six30 said:

suspended for being racist then welcomed back.... Labour the new far right .

Only to Jews!

[Bender]

48 minutes ago, Mississippi Bullfrog said:

Just seen that several shops are advertising their opening hours for 2nd December. We've been told that lockdown was announced as 5th Nov to 2nd Dec. So it finishes midnight 2nd and we can reopen on 3rd.

Which is right?

I would have thought 2nd if it was to the 2nd

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

I was under the impression it finishes on the 2nd. So tues 23.59 is old lockdown and 00.00 is new lockdown  tiers. That is assumption on my part just cos they kept saying “to the 2nd” 

[Shepherd]

We return to work on Wednesday. 

 

The Sun is never wrong 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11240303/when-lockdown-end-england-wales-scotland-northern-ireland/

 

Boris Johnson announced on Monday, November 23, that England's four-week lockdown will end as planned at 12.01am on Wednesday, December 2.

Edited November 27, 2020 by Shepherd

[Bender]

Just do what you want and claim you were confused I guarantee that will stand up in court.

[learningtofly]

On 26/11/2020 at 12:18, raesewell said:

Lockdown is not over until 2nd December.

Indeed. I have an appointment for a new helmet fitting at Motolegends on the 2nd, and another appointment for 2 new tattoos on the 3rd!

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

4 minutes ago, learningtofly said:

Indeed. I have an appointment for a new helmet fitting at Motolegends on the 2nd, and another appointment for 2 new tattoos on the 3rd!

Any particular lid?

Never figured you for a tattoo guy. Wot u getting?

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Also while you’re there could you try on this for me and if it’s a good fit then wear the new helmet n sneak it into the helmet box. Cheers, you’re a diamond. 

 

 

[learningtofly]

7 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Also while you’re there could you try on this for me and if it’s a good fit then wear the new helmet n sneak it into the helmet box. Cheers, you’re a diamond. 

 

 

No problem at all 

[learningtofly]

17 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Any particular lid?

Never figured you for a tattoo guy. Wot u getting?

Yes, this one.

 

I'll post some tattoo photos when i get a minute 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

@learningtofly good choice, you definitely need another black open face helmet to add to your otherwise colourful collection

[Six30]

 

Edited November 27, 2020 by Six30

[Bender]

3 minutes ago, Six30 said:

 

Going on a diet then.

[skyrider]

1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Also while you’re there could you try on this for me and if it’s a good fit then wear the new helmet n sneak it into the helmet box. Cheers, you’re a diamond. 

 

 

in the late 70s i bought a second hand wax cotton trials master suit from a neighbours mate for£15 i bet i couldnt do that now 

[Six30]

1 minute ago, Bender said:

Going on a diet then.

that went straight over your head ..... my talents are wasted on some of you .