Only in Gloucestershire

[S-Westerly]

According to news today the bomb squad was called to A&E in Gloucester after a patient presented with a WW2 mortar round stuck in a place you'd not expect to find it. WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

[manxie49]

Ask anyone who works in an A&E department,  whenever a patient comes in with something stuck where it shouldn’t be, the usual excuse is, ‘I slipped on it in the shower’!  Not sure that excuse is gonna wash in this case!

[Bender]

28 minutes ago, manxie49 said:

Ask anyone who works in an A&E department,  whenever a patient comes in with something stuck where it shouldn’t be, the usual excuse is, ‘I slipped on it in the shower’!  Not sure that excuse is gonna wash in this case!

Should wash in the sower  

 

How did you know he slipped... 

[S-Westerly]

When my wife was a student nurse in Liverpool when she was doing time in A&E a woman came in with a mackerel where you wouldn't expect it to be. Apparently she'd been cleaning her husbands catch.

[husoi]

A type of entrepreneurism.

Usually is the poor cucumber that takes the hit... 

[Mr Fro]

Back in the 80s a guy in Herne Bay used a live WW2 shell to poke his badminton trials back up his arse.

[S-Westerly]

There's stranger people in this world than I'd have ever guessed. It must be my narcissism blinding me to all the rest.

[manxie49]

I was wondering ..... Are you sure it was the "Bomb Squad" they called?  Surely if was the a job for the "Bum Squad"  .... Sorry could't resist, just another of those thoughts that just popped into my head! 

Edited December 5, 2021 by manxie49
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[Bender]

13 minutes ago, manxie49 said:

I was wondering ..... Are you sure it was the "Bomb Squad" they called?  Surely if was the a job for the "Bum Squad"  .... Sorry could't resist, just another of those thoughts that lust popped into my head! 

I'm sure the bum squad would have gotten to the bottom of it  

[S-Westerly]

I think he got the bum's rush for arsing about.