Mobile phones and annoying twats

[Bender]

So not only do twats in restaurants annoyingly play music,games and call people on loud speaker, no no no they have ways to silently annoy you, or rather me.

 

Had a pair of elderly fuckwits who used the torch on their phone to read the menu, buy fecking glasses, I'm not completely intolerant, 5 mins is more than enough to pick food.

 

No not content with that  she started waving it round, then just sat holding it illuminating their table and ours, don't say anything said the wife, which as I've now discovered is just before the point where I get up and say something.

 

The phone light wasn't seen again.

[RideWithStyles]

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[Bender]

22 minutes ago, RideWithStyles said:

trigger:

On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off

On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off

On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off...quick scrapping of the chair...heavy foot steps..."low tone mumblings of threatening oap's"....lighter steps return...quieter scrap of the chair legs... whats that dear respect the elders? I do.

 

 

When I say elderly I mean my age not inconsiderate young twats

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

I went to our local Turkish barbers on Friday for a cut. It is usually an all male environment where there is peace and quiet. Not this time. A mum took her 12 year old for a cut, then sat at the back on her phone gabbing non-stop on her phone telling someone about her night out and she said....so I said....then he said....then I said....and then there was a falling out.....so then they went for a take away.....and I had...but she ordered....but when it came she wanted what I had....so he swapped.....but then she sent it back.....and then there was another falling out. 

 

And then she (I assume aforesaid she) walked past and stuck her head in the door....and another falling out ensued. 

 

I felt sorry for the 12 year old lad. 

[S-Westerly]

I had my hair cut today but I've so little left the wife runs a pair of clippers set to 6mm and it's done. Saves me a bit of cash.

[Bender]

1 hour ago, S-Westerly said:

I had my hair cut today but I've so little left the wife runs a pair of clippers set to 6mm and it's done. Saves me a bit of cash.

Ditto, I don't even have to tip her.

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

1 hour ago, S-Westerly said:

I had my hair cut today but I've so little left the wife runs a pair of clippers set to 6mm and it's done. Saves me a bit of cash.

6mm...you long haired yobbo. 

[Pie man]

2 hours ago, Bender said:

Ditto, I don't even have to tip her.

Does @S-Westerly know this 

[Bender]

29 minutes ago, Pie man said:

Does @S-Westerly know this 

Shhhhh, he is away a lot.

[S-Westerly]

11 hours ago, Bender said:

Shhhhh, he is away a lot.

You couldn't keep up with her. 

[RideWithStyles]

She only does it for the money...

[S-Westerly]

7 hours ago, RideWithStyles said:

She only does it for the money...

That is completely out of order matey.