Bender Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 So not only do twats in restaurants annoyingly play music,games and call people on loud speaker, no no no they have ways to silently annoy you, or rather me. Had a pair of elderly fuckwits who used the torch on their phone to read the menu, buy fecking glasses, I'm not completely intolerant, 5 mins is more than enough to pick food. No not content with that she started waving it round, then just sat holding it illuminating their table and ours, don't say anything said the wife, which as I've now discovered is just before the point where I get up and say something. The phone light wasn't seen again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideWithStyles Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 trigger: On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off...quick scrapping of the chair...heavy foot steps..."low tone mumblings of threatening oap's"....lighter steps return...quieter scrap of the chair legs... whats that dear respect the elders? I do. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 10, 2023 Author Share Posted December 10, 2023 22 minutes ago, RideWithStyles said: trigger: On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off On off On offOn offOn on offOn off On offOn offOn on off...quick scrapping of the chair...heavy foot steps..."low tone mumblings of threatening oap's"....lighter steps return...quieter scrap of the chair legs... whats that dear respect the elders? I do. When I say elderly I mean my age not inconsiderate young twats 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 I went to our local Turkish barbers on Friday for a cut. It is usually an all male environment where there is peace and quiet. Not this time. A mum took her 12 year old for a cut, then sat at the back on her phone gabbing non-stop on her phone telling someone about her night out and she said....so I said....then he said....then I said....and then there was a falling out.....so then they went for a take away.....and I had...but she ordered....but when it came she wanted what I had....so he swapped.....but then she sent it back.....and then there was another falling out. And then she (I assume aforesaid she) walked past and stuck her head in the door....and another falling out ensued. I felt sorry for the 12 year old lad. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 I had my hair cut today but I've so little left the wife runs a pair of clippers set to 6mm and it's done. Saves me a bit of cash. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 10, 2023 Author Share Posted December 10, 2023 1 hour ago, S-Westerly said: I had my hair cut today but I've so little left the wife runs a pair of clippers set to 6mm and it's done. Saves me a bit of cash. Ditto, I don't even have to tip her. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 1 hour ago, S-Westerly said: I had my hair cut today but I've so little left the wife runs a pair of clippers set to 6mm and it's done. Saves me a bit of cash. 6mm...you long haired yobbo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie man Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Bender said: Ditto, I don't even have to tip her. Does @S-Westerly know this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted December 10, 2023 Author Share Posted December 10, 2023 29 minutes ago, Pie man said: Does @S-Westerly know this Shhhhh, he is away a lot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Bender said: Shhhhh, he is away a lot. You couldn't keep up with her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideWithStyles Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 She only does it for the money... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 7 hours ago, RideWithStyles said: She only does it for the money... That is completely out of order matey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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