Six30 Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Damn @goat that Dave joke... Yeah sorry about that. My sense of humour tends to be on the darker side and I'm not very good at boundaries. I'll go sit on the naughty step and think about my actions. I do spend a lot of time on that step. I liked it ..... twas only a joke . Quote
Guest Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Damn @goat that Dave joke... Yeah sorry about that. My sense of humour tends to be on the darker side and I'm not very good at boundaries. I'll go sit on the naughty step and think about my actions. I do spend a lot of time on that step. I liked it ..... twas only a joke . You should see the jokes I didn't post Quote
Six30 Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Yeah sorry about that. My sense of humour tends to be on the darker side and I'm not very good at boundaries. I'll go sit on the naughty step and think about my actions. I do spend a lot of time on that step. I liked it ..... twas only a joke . You should see the jokes I didn't post I've got some like that Quote
Hoggs Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Damn @goat that Dave joke... Yeah sorry about that. My sense of humour tends to be on the darker side and I'm not very good at boundaries. I'll go sit on the naughty step and think about my actions. I do spend a lot of time on that step. I liked it ..... twas only a joke .I loved it Quote
Six30 Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 A Transvestite from Greater Manchester walked into a bar...He had a Wigan dress on. Quote
LifeofPhil Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism Quote
LifeofPhil Posted September 26, 2017 Posted September 26, 2017 why do chicken coops only have two doors?Because if they had four they would be chicken sedans Quote
Stu Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 what's the difference between a penis and a bonus?.....Your wife will always blow your bonus! Quote
Six30 Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 What's the difference between splitting up with your fiancé and getting rid of your piles ?You get rid of your piles and you get your ring back. Quote
Tango Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 What's brown and sounds like a bell?DUNGGGGGG! Quote
Six30 Posted October 7, 2017 Posted October 7, 2017 Guy goes down on a prostitute and finds a bit of carrot, throws it away and carry's on. A few minutes later he finds a chip, he thinks it a bit strange but he's paid his cash. About 5 minutes later he finds a piece of steak. "Look Missy, I'm not being rude but I keep finding food in your pussy, are you sick?" She sighs & replies "No, but the last guy down there was". Quote
Jacobyte Posted October 7, 2017 Posted October 7, 2017 I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really sure, but was too worried to ask.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote
old-timer Posted October 9, 2017 Posted October 9, 2017 what's the difference between a penis and a bonus?.....Your wife will always blow your bonus! But the real difference is that a bonus does not do the thinking for you... Quote
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