S-Westerly Posted November 21, 2019 Posted November 21, 2019 I think that qualifies as worst..... Quote
Guest Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 file:///sysroot/home/denis/Pictures/Seaside%20Postcard%20Flickr_files/a2530aab-2331-4bd9-8316-200fa0676f9a.jpeg Quote
Six30 Posted November 30, 2019 Posted November 30, 2019 dear suicide bombers... your not going to get 72 virgins by blowing yourself to fook.... find a local BMW owners club , preferably the GS sector and go to one of their meets Quote
Stu Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 One for [mention]Six30[/mention] he is the guy in the house! https://www.facebook.com/billsalmon25/videos/10205180345465591/ Quote
Six30 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 One for @Six30 he is the guy in the house! https://www.facebook.com/billsalmon25/videos/10205180345465591/ Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat Quote
Stu Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat Thats not what [mention]rennie[/mention] told me! Quote
Six30 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat Thats not what @rennie told me! His wardrobe has shrunk . Quote
Stu Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat Thats not what @rennie told me! His wardrobe has shrunk . Probably just full of more Elvis gear!! Quote
Six30 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Thats not what @rennie told me! His wardrobe has shrunk . Probably just full of more Elvis gear!! If Elvis was into gimp gear then yeh. Quote
Six30 Posted December 7, 2019 Posted December 7, 2019 Coming to a theatre near you .... book early . Quote
onesea Posted December 22, 2019 Posted December 22, 2019 Q. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?A. A lost clause.. Quote
James in Brum Posted December 22, 2019 Posted December 22, 2019 Father Christmas enjoys his time with Mistress Dominique, he is a subordinate clause Quote
Six30 Posted December 23, 2019 Posted December 23, 2019 Celtic fan and a Rangers fan had a head on collision , to their amazement neither were hurt but both cars was destroyed, in celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside and the Rangers fan goes to boot of his car and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Celtic fan who says from now on may we live together in peace and harmony and gulps down half the bottle . He goes to hand it to the Rangers fan who say no thanks , i'll just wait until the police get here yer Fenian c"nt. Quote
ThePhatomfart Posted December 28, 2019 Posted December 28, 2019 The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas and rings the bell of number 11, hoping for a festive tip. As the door opens, he sees a beautiful woman standing there wearing a see-through nightie.She takes him by the hand and guides him upstairs where she makes mad passionate love to him. At the end of the session, they return downstairs where she cooks a delicious fried breakfast and hands him £1."I don't understand" says the puzzled milkman. "What's going on?"She replies, "When I asked my husband whether I should give you a £5 tip, he replied, 'F*ck the milkman and give him £1.' The breakfast was my idea." Quote
Six30 Posted December 30, 2019 Posted December 30, 2019 The wife is singing while she's doing the housework ... im sitting in the garden so the neighbours can see me and don't think im hitting her. Quote
Rustydog Posted December 30, 2019 Posted December 30, 2019 A bloke walks into a Butchers shop. The Butcher politely greets him and asks what he would like. “I’d like a nice wasp please”. Butcher-“I’m sorry sir but we don’t sell wasps”. Customer-“well you had one in the window yesterday”. Quote
Guest Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for..."I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.She said, "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.""That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!""Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.""Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?""Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess." Quote
Rustydog Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 A bloke goes to the ticket office at his local railway station-bloke-“I’d like a return ticket please”. Station master-“yes and where to sir ?”. Bloke- well, back here you fool!” Quote
Six30 Posted December 31, 2019 Posted December 31, 2019 Go to church in America .... there's a good chance you will actually meet God. Quote
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