AstronautNinja

Again, zero offences committed

Just think of the turtles, won't anyone think of the turtles

Every "what bike" thread just makes me also want another bike

Thought it'd load a preview. Triumph Speed 400 video about them selling 50,000

https://youtu.be/XpjuowHEgTM?si=TuWONl48KcmVE-il

The mpg achieved officially negates any hooliganism in both my eyes and that of the law. This is of course, legal advice. "do you know why I've stopped you today sir?" "no but I've been getting high 40's mpg officer" "on your way bro, clearly no offences have been committed"

After driving my Audi that may as well have a fuel leak some of these mpg figures are astounding! I remember the salesman telling me mine will easily do mid 40's, I was expecting low 20's tbh

Play with the search filters on autotrader! Try this and see what tickles your fancy Make : any Model : any Min price 1500 Max price 2200 They unfortunately don't have an mpg filter under the bike section

Have you considered one of those 600cc scooters? I was on the back of one in France and they're pretty quick, extremely comfy and huge under seat storage. If I was replacing a 125 with something quick with storage I'd be checking out a fast scooter

"I need a wee" is unfortunately one of those indisputable requests that no matter how much I think he's talking rubbish I have to allow and he knows this grrrrr

My headers and mid pipe fitted great, the decat however didn't fit the double mounting rubbers or pegs what so ever. Decat has ended up with a blob of silicon to help one mounting hole and the other just floats a good inch from the other mounting peg. The exhaust as a whole fits spot on apart from the mounting rings as described.

Oh a fellow BMW w**ker (I had to google the bike) I found these guys to be pretty cheap for BMW parts if its of any help https://www.motorworks.co.uk/

My motorbike land is barron and void of licence haha

That's new bike day dude enjoy! What bike is it? Apologies if I've missed that conversation

True, there's only 85 listed for sale

I can get off throtle and afford the fine (no points) for my exhaust, I can't hide the plate that will get me 3 points. Plate isn't worth it for the sake of 1"

New bike day? Looking crisp

Bobbers seem pretty cool and chilled

I haven't a clue unfortunatley dude. Looked so fvcking awesome I nearly bought it aswelll

I'm going to nominate McDonald's and their wet floors. Yes, legally they had put a wet floor sign in the entrance to the toilets...... I lead my 3 year old to the toilet door, open with my left hand, kid walks through and goes down like a sack of shit with an almighty bangzi slide toward him in an effort to get him to his feet, arms waving frantically to try and stay upright. Genuinely less available friction than an ice rink. I understand there was a wet floor sigh but this has to be the slippuest surface I have ever had the misfortune to shuffle across. It wasn't a case or read the sign and walk with caution, anything but gentle vertical pressure resulted in an immediate meeting with the floor. I'll then nominate my son for insisting in 3 wees, only one of which resulted in the expulsion of wee twat.

Looks guuuuud shiny is guuuuud

Not the best pic but I wanted his Harley so badly. Looked awesome figured it best to not but 2 first bikes

He needs to fix a bike, he's not going on a date

Whats the cases dimensions roughly? I bet if kept loose you could fit an fvck load in there. if your not a loose tool kinda guy (many aren't) theres that multi layre foam to mount tools, you draw round your tool, cut your pen line to the desired depth and it holds the item snugly. Can't for the life in me remember.

Brushed stainless screen anti theft frame. Obviously given time they could remove the frame but my screen literally comes off my hand. Figured it both looked nice and stopped a trampy passerby being able to yoink the screen away with a twist of the wrist. May possibly paint it, still undecided