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Joe85

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  1. Slash cut exhausts coupled with removing the servo cables.
  2. Got absolutely pissed on today and managed to stay bone dry.
  3. Yeh defo. The big stuff i’ll Leave to the dealer but when you read the standard annual service and see what the cheeky f**kers want to charge for it, it comes in handy.
  4. What's going on with the lights bro? You dropped it? You can f**k off. Because of your picture i’ve had to modify my horn to play “Hey yooooooou guuuuuys"
  5. If we're doing me then we'll have to move into nanoDick territory. This could get complex.
  6. That fact that it weighs less then a dick, this is a big selling point for me. How many dicks make up a traditional Lead acid battery? Suppose we can use μDicks for the Yammy riders out their.
  7. That's drawn with a loving attention to detail Joe . I wish that was my work. A stunning cock indeed.
  8. If only he can see it, then just paint a massive cock on it and tell him if he want's it gone he'll have to paint it back to the original colour. Something glorius and veiny aught to sway his opinion.
  9. Big file, but very handy if you're into servicing your own BMW - something i plan to do now the warranty has expired. https://mega.nz/#F!PBUyCSrI!gDZtxxC3LAzcCgImQZyXow Just DL, extract and run RSD.exe
  10. Why don't you just go out and ride with your gear on! Your crazy! It'll get dirty.
  11. Still in the occasionally walking past the jacket and stroking it phase. Might put all the gear on and just sit on the sofa for a bit.
  12. Joe85

    Lawnmower

    Dude - that's bang out of order. Insult his bike or his missus maybe, but not his lawn. Er, just the Mrs thanks.
  13. Joe85

    Lawnmower

    3 times a week?! Is your grass on steroids or are you super ocd? You'd be amazed how quick it grows. I just got back from a 10 day holiday to find the neighbours ball stuck in the charging dock, thing hasn't cut grass for about 6 days and it's already twice the length. Thing is, i had it freshly laid in May/June and am tying to keep it short and healthy year round. The key is to cut little and often or so i have read. Anyway i have a robot slave so who cares.
  14. I owe you a beer if you're ever in Swanley.
  15. Turned up this morning, very pleased with it. The sizes are very close to clothing sizes so it fits pretty well. Quality feels awesome. Thanks all!
  16. Joe85

    Lawnmower

    12am-6am, I take it it's a very quiet mower then? Would imagine waking up your neighbours if they live right next to you. However having looked up the video on YouTube, the mower looks great, I was going to ask how it was going to detect the edge/obstacles but the video explained it. To be fair it is really quiet but I actually run it from 6pm to 12am. You can’t hear it from about 3 yards onwards. Thoroughly recommend it though. Leaves me with about 6 inches of border to cut along the fence.
  17. Joe85

    Lawnmower

    Slightly off topic, I bought the Flymo 1200r. It’s bloody fantastic. Set it to go out cutting 3 times a week from 12am to 6am.
  18. Good point. Just seen the discount posted in July is still active in my sizes on Helmet City. Think I’m gonna pull the trigger on that. £800 all in with room for a pair of RST thermal tech gloves. Mrs is gonna leave me
  19. During a recent ride out to New Forest.
  20. Time has come for me to reinvest in some decent winter gear. My previous stuff is too big and looking a bit tired. Any recommendations? Budget stretches to £1200 so looking at some of the Rukka stuff. Would ideally like Gore-Tex laminate as I plan to be commuting all through the winter. Would like some money left over to get some decent boots and some heated gloves so probably looking to spend around 800.
  21. I just don’t do it. Makes life so much simpler. There are so many variables involved in "I’m fine after one, it doesn’t affect my ability to drive etc" that you are always taking a gamble (normally with somebody else’s life as well as yours) by getting behind the wheel after consuming alcohol. Zero tolerance all the way.
  22. Joe85

    Chain oil

    Motul C5 chain paste.
  23. He’d need to get elected as an MP first. (On what would be his 9th attempt)
  24. Joe85

    Seriously?

    Also, i notice the gap between the train and the gantry is only 12 inches, which puts my nob at risk if ever need a piss out the train window. More signage please.
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