Joe85

I like a gender-neutral toilet, personally. They tend to be isolated, so you're not treated to the symphony (and smell) of people taking a shit either side of you. Plus they normally give you a little sink where you can wash your knob, if you so choose.

I like just pretending to follow the instructions, lead them along and then frustrating them when it's not working.

Not falling for that trick old again. They got me last time with the "Press 1 for tiny penis treatment". Thought it had to be genuine because how else did they get access to my medical records?

Had an automated call from another mobile number earlier today saying that the National Crime Agency had suspended my National Insurance number, and to "press 1 for more details". Number here, btw: 07951974144

Is it a bit odd, though. Out of interest, what did you type in the search for that pic? ' Woman looking solemnly across a lake'? Oh, and welcome to the forum.

This? Brake Master Cylinder (Front) - BRMCF024 | CMPO | Chinese Motorcycle Parts Online

The problem with sitting on Zoom calls all day is I spend copious amounts of time browsing accessories and random shite to buy for the bike. Today i wasted money on a GoPro. I'm also fighting the impulse to buy a used enduro bike for Green Laning.

Is there anyway to unsend PM's?

Happy birthday @dynax

Thanks all.

Paypal offers decent protection, i believe. If it were cash on collection, or a direct bank transfer it would be sus, i agree. That said, not prepared to test my theory with my own money. Good luck.

Cheers lads!

Helmet trunk, you say?

You've already lied about the insurance, and i'm pretty sure this won't be the first time you ride what is, technically, an uninsured vehicle. (6 points if you get caught = loss of licence before you’ve even got it) Just crack on. Ride to the front, wheel it in, wheel it out when finished and wheelie away if you pass.

This stuff https://www.supershieldauto.co.uk/lifeproof Took about 7 hours in total, a few of them was spent polishing and removing paintwork swirls.

Yeh he coated everything that wasn’t rubber, essentially. Apparently gives it a hydrophobic coating too. Not sure how true that is, but the dealerships flogged it to me when I was at my most vulnerable - post purchase, pre-pickup.

That’s good news. I have to say, the bike now looks cleaner than the day I picked it up.

Ah right, nah i had the paint protection added. Thought you were gonna deliver some bade news about riding it after the application; not that i matters in this shite weather.

I want to ask why, but I’m afraid of the answer.

Had a ceramic protective coating applied. Sounds like a complete waste of money, so I did it anyway.

Installed the black widow headers. It’s absolutely fecking insane. Obnoxious and ridiculous in equal measure. Good news.

Fitted a Tail tidy, which was more grief than i thought it would be. In the press release for the bike that pretty much knocked one out over how easy it supposedly is to take the plate holder off for track days. In the end i had to more or less completely dismantle the rear of the bike. Twats. Next up, full system.

Yes

I used Stunt Asylum at North Weald Airfield. Hopefully one of the other lads sends over some videos as, stupidly, my and my pal rode together in the same group. The only downside was the day not being long enough. Really, really good fun though.

Fortunately we had a break in the weather for 95% of today. Was a really good day all round and do not expect to be changing my front tyre for some years to come as a result.