Hoggs

Imagine going on sick leave and having somebody else jump into your seat to do your job. Surely you'd want to get that seat back once you returned? Yeah but my job sucks so I'd let the other guy do my horrific work and chill out for a few weeks. I might not even go back.

I think it's a dick move after poor little van der Mark got his hopes up to ride a motogp bike.

that sucks balls [mention]Picollus[/mention] but at least they know what it is and can fix you up.

I watched the race highlights the other day and Sykes was merrily chatting away in the garage, he's a hardened Northerner so take more than fire to put him out for too long! Did remind me of when Colin Edward's bike burst into flame though, that was scary as he was still on it at the time

NEW TABLE! may not have bsb yet I dunno I have to wait until Wednesdays for that race 1 Green Rattlecans £200 k 0 2127 2 Susie s Stunners £0 2 1950 3 KO Racing £300 k 2 1793 4 roys raggers £300 k 2 1731 5 rennies rides £900 k 2 1558 6 Trotter251 £100 k 2 1491 7 Vanilla Racing £500 k 2 1466 8 BrizzleSBK £100 k 2 1272 9 Mad Cow Disease £0 2 1200 10 Uponbricks £300 k 2 1163 11 Team Rubbery £0 2 1081 12 Beefys Bikes £1.0 m 2 1014 13 WearsTheFoxHat £400 k 2 966 14 Gentlemens Relish £0 2 787 15 Pie performance £0 2 735

Clear winner today - guy on a white Honda (Hornet?) this morning. I am filtering behind the OH, we're making good progress, nobbo is behind me. I stop behind OH whilst we wait for the gap to become big sized. Nob head pulls next to me on the right in a gap left by a van THEN BARGES IN FRONT OF ME. He is now ONE WHOLE BIKE LENGTH further than he was as he can't get past OH. Nobhead then proceeds to filter terribly, he is slow, terrible at gauging gaps and stalls at least once. I am now stuck behind him. I am not impressed. If you're going to barge in front of me at least have the decency to be good at filtering. OH has cleared off into the distance.

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NEW TABLE! Think these points were from qualifying as I don't think either of my BSB boys finished any of the THREE races 1 Green Rattlecans £0 2 2017 2 Susie s Stunners £0 0 1807 3 roys raggers £300 k 2 1698 4 KO Racing £300 k 0 1650 5 rennies rides £900 k 0 1538 6 Trotter251 £100 k 2 1376 7 Vanilla Racing £500 k 2 1354 8 BrizzleSBK £100 k 2 1162 9 Mad Cow Disease £0 2 1158 10 Uponbricks £300 k 2 1099 11 Team Rubbery £0 2 1034 12 Beefys Bikes £1.0 m 2 955 13 WearsTheFoxHat £400 k 2 902 14 Gentlemens Relish £0 2 761 15 Pie performance £0 2 733 Last Updated: 16/09/2017 20:28:17

He's mainly fine, broken finger rules him out of the race though my fantasy league team is cursed https://youtu.be/6ZLe4yp9_HA

...I will

ha! sure you'll get a pass for the 22nd? I'm a maybe for both. I also vote hungry hoggs

How old are you? Where does that thinking come from? I tend to think it's often best not to ask follow up questions of what goes on in the mind of Six30...

Sympathise with you there [mention]Hedge hugger[/mention] when I fell off and broke my foot it was horrible just being in pain and not bring able to ride (or even fit my foot in 90% of the footwear I owned) The plus side is it will eventually heal and you'll look back and forget exactly how horrible it was Speedy recovery wishes

luckily I've never broken down on a motorway but if I did I'd be as far away from the road as possible. Oh no wait the OH broken down on the M25. luckily he was able to coast to a nice bit with a 3 foot concrete barrier we could hop over and be separated from the actual road. If it had been a bit earlier we would have stopped on a bridge with only a hard shoulder and I would have walked back down to a safer area. I mean thought are with the guys family but really that was quite dumb

I'll take this bet

Yeah sorry about that. My sense of humour tends to be on the darker side and I'm not very good at boundaries. I'll go sit on the naughty step and think about my actions. I do spend a lot of time on that step. I liked it ..... twas only a joke . I loved it

Damn [mention]goat[/mention] that Dave joke... Just came across this gem - I have recently started to date a nurse. When we got round to having sex for the first time, I said to her when I stripped off.."Youve probably seen quite a few penises in your line of work. How does mine rate for size?" She said that it was slightly larger than most. Was feeling proud of myself until I discovered she was a midwife. .

I was confused about the points... then I watched the BSB races

I did mine with North London Motorcycle Training in Edgware. Not sure if that would be too far oop nooorrrf for you though

Yeah he's teaching you to lean out and balance the bike to make it easier in mod1. Also the pillion thing is more make sure they don't over lean. You don't want them hanging off the bike and unsettling it they should keep their body in line with the rider as much as possible. People like seeing where they are going by leaning round you and this can be bad

pretty much click when you see then a couple after. don't click too many times - two after you see it should bag enough points and make sure you're not too rhythmic. it takes quite a few clicks to void the question and it's passable with a void or 2. after I failed I did a few practise ones online and I was clicking too early according to the machine

Hey Jcb. I don't disagree wholeheartedly with this as I failed the hazard perception bit on my first go and think it is stupid - but it's a game and to beat the game you have to click a couple of times as they "develop". it's a small part of getting your license so I'd play the game and move on to the fun practical stuff Good luck

"Get you home tax"? as far as Im aware.. the only way to get a bike home that YOU have bought and not taxed is for it to be delivered. it's the unofficial space between the current owner cancelling the tax by sending the V5 off and you taxing it. the only fully legal above board way is for you to tax it the second you buy it, this is the sketchy it's still legally taxed by the previous owner grey area until the post arrives, although now you can do everything online in theory the previous owner could immediately cancel it and then you're screwed. Also as already said NEVER EVER take a vehicle you are not insured for on public road. If you get caught you're fooked Check it starts from cold, all the lights and switches work and there aren't any dents or scratches that weren't mentioned in the Ad.

van der mark to replace Rossi for next race!! http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2017/09/11/van-der-mark-to-replace-rossi-at-aragon/239808?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=RSM_VdMAragon_en&utm_campaign=Traffic

Hello and welcome insurance is normally the sticking point, if you can get covered for it unrestricted then I don't think it will be an issue.