Bender

I thought it was fairly central, where did you fancy it, your garage?

Toe late to complain now...... Looks sore, good luck with hobbling to work.

Welcome

Maybe it had nothing to do with anything other than you

Twat Enjoy and a happy new Yr to you, honestly

Wtf do you live Australia Happy New year in advance or belated if your reading this in 2023

Will depend on date....

Like the colour scheme of your helmet Least next year will be cheaper now

As long as battery bank is just getting topped up it should be fine

I would look at screen, have you tried without screen, this will stop it hitting you in the lid if it's the height of screen that's an issue,.

I thought you just wiped floppy disks

Best my wife putting up with me for another year Best, Milwaukee drill/driver my current one is almost dead. Worst some chocolate liqueur brandy beans, sounds nice, in reality taste like wee

Some say you get what you deserve

As they started out life as a filler and are frequently seen on dinners of many varieties I'm afraid limiting it to those that can afford beef is just sentimtal bourgeoisie eletism and should be stamped out before a revolution is called for

Just why wouldn't you want them, so if you can't have them cause they are on a Sunday roast then you can't have potatoes, carrots gravy sprouts etc, gonna be a boring meal turkey and nothing else

Welcome

Tada ish

Good morning and a very merry Xmas..

So apparently at 11.54 on Xmas eve I'm making more Yorky puds for family, pretty well intoximicated I might add, this could be disastrous

A very merry Christmas all. I've just fin prepping for tmrw, everything is ether ready to go, stuff that can be made is done, rest is oven ready. Small beer, shower, pub, large beer, watch this space

I like Bob, never heard that before

So @Stu Do they teach this it bus driving school. Had our trip into town with a day saver return, that's a laugh all of its own . Fine going in except being squashed in with every degenerate in the ne, ride back driver was very chatty and hyper, chain drinking energy drinks will do that I guess. Pulls up at a stop with a woman clearly running for the bus, opens doors, waits till she stops running, she obviously thought she'd made it once within 10ft, she was running towards the bus not from rear so no way he wasn't watching. Soon as she reverted to walking, doors shut and off he goes, she even had her hand out in disbelief as he drove past. It must be a shit job if your only fun is not letting people on and trying to get them falling over while braking

Holiday starts now 1 beer down 5999 to go