Slowlycatchymonkey

Any particular lid? Never figured you for a tattoo guy. Wot u getting?

Ooh yes with all the very real practical problems facing everyone let’s focus on how and where people want to have sex. Who is this creepy MP? Nevermind I’m sure we’ll all find out soon enough when he’s caught in a car park flashing his headlights into other vehicles.. in the name of research and keeping the area clean you understand

sandy vagina. Never heard it before. Urban dictionary definition for sweet sheltered people like myself To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender ...

I was under the impression it finishes on the 2nd. So tues 23.59 is old lockdown and 00.00 is new lockdown tiers. That is assumption on my part just cos they kept saying “to the 2nd”

Wot he said

Wow, looking like that he must being able to earn some good coin in television work?

Now that might be taking the mod gig a step too far. I think they’re still recruiting Special Constables though, the pays the same as here but there’s a uniform and you can play at being a policeman

Just for clarity although obviously violence is wrong I think it’s ok to fancy punching a politician and should anyone decide on that course of action whilst I couldn’t condone it could you send me an invite?

Oh god are we about to start slapping each other on the backs and offering to buy a pint?!

@manxie49 have a similar thing. I don’t really understand why the plumber indulges in the bullshit he does when he has to come back to fix it. I’m used to checking his work before we pay him but getting up in the loft is a pain in the arse. He fixed the leak in the roof (he caused) but the shower room is steaming up a lot more and the ceilings starting to mould so I get up to look and the tube isn’t on the vent, it’s just resting next to it. according to the plumber this is because the tubing “a bit old” I said “oh it’s not cos you can’t fit it back on there due to the bit of wood you’ve hammered across there then?” Ive lost count of how many times I’ve seen his sheepish face, he quite often tails of mid sentence now as soon as my eyebrow raises. I suppose they mainly get away with it so don’t care.

Oh that’s not him then, he’s based in the uk. He’s worth a look, he has most bikes and the quality is good

@Mississippi Bullfrog the.bajman on eBay?

Which one?! Name the politician you wouldn’t fancy a free swing at!

Well this morning it was marvellous. Woken by dreams of the being in coffee shop due to the noise only to find the the shop was next to my bed and I didn’t have to go anywhere to get it! Instructions very clear about the deterioration, BIG map on box lid of water quality in different areas with instructions on the regularity of de scaling needed if you live in a red area. I was instantly irritated by the coloured map as I thought a Covid infection rate map had somehow been linked to tea drinking I would ring the gym for assistance with the tea delivery but the gym is some weights n exercise machines in an damp empty unit in the yard so my screams go unheard

Don’t worry folks the Covid testing kits that’ll get us out of this are going to be produced by a catering company that makes takeaway boxes with no experience of producing medical supplies, it might sound dubious but it ok it’s Matt Hancock’s former neighbour who used to run the pub where he lives who got the contract after sending him a WhatsApp message. You couldn’t make it up. Isn’t just the taxpayers money they’re stuffing their friends pockets with its peoples lives.

Describe the incident ”Well there was an ill looking person coughing crossing the road so I took evasive action and swerved around them, that’s when a bit late I saw the lollipop lady coming over the handlebars”

Congratulations I’ll be expecting another gift soon then

Just tried it out. It’s sounds like it’s trying to launch into space!

Exactly and yet some people just don’t seem to understand

My tea makers have taken to going to the gym at stupid o’clock so I’m waking up and there’s no tea?!! I mean what the hell is a person to do? A friend suggested I get up and make the tea myself like a normal person would ... how utterly ridiculous.

Not a joke but funny anyway, if your a sensitive soul look away. Forget that if you were a sensitive soul you wouldn’t be in this forum. Poor woman

A comfortable seat in the garage near your bike (away from everyone else) is quite possible the best thing anyone can stumble upon, after riding one that is!

The Sidecar Guys are putting on another armchair adventure festival this weekend. For the interested few here’s the link. You sign up and they email a link to join before the kick off. There’s usually an interesting speaker or two. https://armchairadventurefestival.com/winter-festival/

The ‘tougher tiers’ they’re banging on about make it sound like it’s going to be much easier to slip into a tier with heavier restrictions. Mind you if they’re to be believed (had to stop typing for a while until the laughing subsided) then the worse areas will get mass testing to help them get out of it faster so you never know. Fingers crossed for you.

Wot n ruin the only peaceful place in the house