BIKERDAD

Or towie and 90% of the crap on all the channels . How did we manage with 3 then 4 channels lol .

No that's not what happened he was still going on about his trip to Japan while eating his puffer fish sushi when he dropped it in his sauce and a splashed a little bit on his forehead he just gave a small laugh and licked his forhead with his tongue she screamed CHECK PLZ NOW RIGHT FECKING NOW and they left....

The one time I fell off at sort of speed (30mph ) as all the other times iv dropped the bike on a dodge U turn.. I was riding along it was 430am black ice all round but it was my.only transport at the time and needed to get to work . So I'm on a str8 down hill.strech of road then next thing I remember was my face /lid banging/ scraping along the road . So once i stopped . Sat up . Got the bike out of the middle of the road . All my left side of my black helmet was now showing white undercoat paint my jacket/trousers was bit wet FROM THE ROAD ha ha . Gloves fine theno ly thing that was really damaged was my helmet .. one other thing I'll never use an open face helmet as if I had one them on the I would have lost most my lower face .so full face all the time.

I just bought my 16old son a Peugeot speed fight 2 50cc . Now the seller said the bike had age wear and tear so I expected some small damage but not worried about it as I want him to do some work on the bike it up . So i gets it home puts itnin the garage and on Sunday had a mess about with it only to find that there is a few panels faring what ever there called some the clips an bolts have been snapped off soni managed to strip all the plastics off the scooter looking at the bits some are damaged how do I repair these . As I dont want to spend loads of money buying new plastics when it's just the fixing bits that are snapped. There are some that the last owner just drilled two small holes and clipped them together using cable ties . Will it pass an MOT if say the side panels was cabled tied on not screws or bolts .. thanks

I dont know about nodding to grumpy but on Friday I had to pick my daugher up from work so I went on the bike and on the way i spotted a few riders most nodded but then one I was going to add one guy but I dont know if it was or not anyway this rider was coming towards me and was waving like a small child having his 1st new toy . I just nodded and had a laugh thinking I think that is a new biker out for the 1st time and it's his/hers 1st nod to them lol . Do you or we nod and motorbike cops ????????

Naa it was not chasing him it was just out for a run and just crossing the road when he was riding past .

Ha ha I just bought my 16 year old son the very same scooter on Saturday.. . Iv been stripping the whole thing down as it's a bit of a mess at the moment.. needs some work few bits an Bob's new battery the kick start is no working . Hows yours is it up and running .. I would post a pic but its in bits.. I want him to do some work on it fix it clean the old crap off it hoping he will look after.it a bit better . Rather than if I brake it dad fix it .

(What an absolutely adorable cat BTW)[/s Here's 2 of my 3 moggies they love it when I park the car away .

Mine goes to the biker on an Africa twin on Tuesday .due to some guy jumping /falling out of a van on the A470 taffs well Cardiff the cops shut the A470 off and made all vehicles leave the A470 to go thro a VERY small village so I followed this biker thro the traffic an up the slip road till we got to a articulated lorry and a van side by side so I could see the gap was not big enough for us both to fit thro as him and me has harndguards so we both stopped then after 10 sec or so the Africa biker started to edge thro the gap the van moved over a little bit as that ws all he could go so the biker kept on moving up the side of the lorry now the traffic was moving very very slow .so now it's time for the lorry to move 3 ft forward so now his harndguards are touching the side of the lorry and the van driver pulls in his mirror as the harndguards are touching his van never mind the mirror so then the lorry moves forward again and out 4 ft which now the biker is getting pushed in to under the lorry so now he starts to roll the bike backwards to wards me he cant back the bike back str8 so hes going.all over the place then the lorry moves forward again now the biker is level with the lorry back wheels NOW the lorry has not once moved to the right to make a wee bit more of gap he had about a foot before the kurb . Then the car behind the van drops back a wee bit so he gets the bike out from the gap starts backing towards me iv not moved at all so I have to beep my horn as he almost backing in to me then he stops pulls forward between the back of the van and the front of the car to go up the inside of the left hand lane which he cant cos the van now has mounted the kurb to stop him being squashed by the lorry so he is now stopped across the front of the car looks over his shoulder at.me and waves for me to have a go WTF I just.looked at him and shouted you got to be fecking joking you cant get up there theres no bloody way I'm even going to try it . So the gap now opens up as at.the top of the slip road it goes into 3 lanes from 2 so now he backs out and then.goes up the side of the lorry stops at the front of the lorry starts to wave his hands at the lorry driver while looking up at.him WTF . So then rides off my daughter who was on the back turned on the intercom and say did you see that yeaa I did why a nob .. also i got it all on film . So i thought I'll download it and post it on here ... till I find there something wrong with my camera it's got it all but as its playing it goes fast for 2 secs plays normal speed for 3 or 4 secs then goes fast again. So I'm going to load it on to lap top see if it works ok or does the same thing..

Me too Bob still do it now and then most in the dark

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They sit in the 4 same spots around where I live and always just off a 50mph start of a 30mph 1 place is right at the bottom of duel carriage way at the bottom of the hill so you take your foot off the gas (in a car ) and free wheel to 30 which take you past where the plastic prick sits in the van . I guess they get loads ppl there ..

. You don't hear people saying they got done for drink driving and expecting sympathy - why do those who get caught speeding expect any? Because you cant go over the limit in seconds and some plastic prick in a van get you points .. when was the last time you EVER heard or read I was drunk just for a few seconds and killed some one .. it takes you a while to get pi$$ed and drive speeding seconds ... and any one who says they never speed is full of shite . .. every one does it it just some do it all the time and cant drive to the skill and road conditions.. end someone killed..

Have you ever been on a Speed Awareness course ? Yes is was all bollocks and nice coffee and cake

Fantastic ... this is the whole point some plastic prick cant cant be trusted to use a fecking PEN yet this plastic prick is responsible for prosecuting ppl who speed . My whole point in 1...... this is why I said let them tell you who was on the bike.. if you just said ok I thinknit was me you end up with points . Fine .. and paying out more on insurance might even lost your licence... job ... house .. ALL BECAUSE some plastic prick put a D down when it was a B . ... And them they threaten you if you dont tell us who was on the bike we will lock you up .. coppers do you fecking job ...

Dont forget the glass hammer ... .......... well dont becuse there is such a thing as a glass hammer Years ago I worked at a builders who made and constructed conservatories so one weekend (had to work 7days a week part of the job ) there was a bid order going out the flooring week so I had to stay at the yard as I was helping the boss cut the glass to make the windows for the conservatories and he said to me go down to the stores and ask Bob for the glass hammer .. ok so off I goes down stairs in to the canteen gets a coffee had a sarnie goes back upstairs the boss shouts WTF you been and weres the hammer you mean it's not a pi$$ take glass hammer NO GO AND GET IT OFF BOB .. runs down stairs .. so not.all are pi$$ takes

I used to work with a guy who surname was bates and his 1st name was Andy. So you say then his.wife shat out a boy and being bit chav decided to call his son Andy so when he came in to work one day not long after the birth to.show off his son he stood there in front of around 40.ppl and proudly said here is Master A Bates and stood there with stupid look on his face as we all just pi$$ed oer ourselves

Why cant we just take him out back of the court and put a blunt bullet in his fecking head .. Hes never going to contribute to the planet we dont want this type scum breeding save the county money by shooting him then chuck him in land fill let's give some rotten shite back to planet earth .

Say feck all and tell them to prove it was you on that bike YOU DONT HAVE TO they have to prove it was you.. as for jotting the reg down bollocks.. why is this plastic prick sitting in a police van doing a police job while the plastic prick in NOT a police officer.. some desk jockey who said I can work a video camera I can sit in the van .. tillnit come to getting evidence the prick uses a pen .. WTF the police authority is paying this prick 2 grand a month to use a pen .. . Tell the cops you dont remember that day can you show me the evidence I was there .. . Any other question NO comment . Get the police to do there fecking job.. tell them take you to court I'd love to see the judge an jury convict you on a piece of paper and a bike reg ... an feck knows who riding the bike AS no one said the bike in the photo or doing the offence is the bike that the reg belongs to.. I'd say the plastic prick picked the very next bike to pass . Go on officer prove the plastic prick didnt just do that........ Cos we all know police are the most honest ppl in society never tell lies do they........ Theres lies dam lies and police evidence ..

Just got home from doing the bikerdown course I got the mrs to join me and its was fun well planned out and VERY helpful . If you bikers can get on to the course it's free and you get a bag of goodies at then end .. it's well worth it . .

Done

Kim lard assin car an clown west with think its hot booty

Then it's a result

Hi a lot of sellers put collect only due to size of the item NOT that they wont post.. so as said be nice and ask I had one Ebay seller 2 weeks ago not only posted the item PAID the postage . And would. Ot take any money for postage as I paid the full price and was str8 with him . Only thing is they say no so no harm in asking.. I got a cb750 and its has a restricted cards thing . Iv been told it's the washers on the carb type .. ( didnt know there was different types tho). When I get my carbs cleaned I'm having them removed .. .. does the restricted carbs save petrol or no different.. as if they save gas then I'll leave them in lol ..