dynax
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Check any electrical connection you can find, something will be loose or corroded or both
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Just bought a pair of these, will see how they perform when i get them, should be by the end of the week
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Hello and welcome
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so the tents are up and a welcoming fire going, any entertainment
Nah doubt it, they're still sober
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use google maps, plan your route, print it out, put in a clear wallet, and stick on your tank
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Damn I would have but I would have been left as only on a 125cc lol
Why would you think that, your bike will reach the NSL not all riders go at lightspeed
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Have a great time guy's and gal's, for those who couldn't make it, we want to see plenty of pictures, and lots of story's of your weekend
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It will just turn into a sausage fest ...
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I would think it will be fine, they make damn good chainsaws, can't see why a bike would be any different, don't be tempted to put a chainsaw chain on it though, won't help cutting through traffic
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Jesus Knows
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
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My wife walked in to the room when I was in the middle of a furious argument with our son.
When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, "God, I wish that I'd used a condom now"
My wife was aghast and said, "What! You mean you wish that our son had never been born?"
I replied "No --- I've got his girlfriend pregnant"
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After [mention]Six30[/mention] had jizzed on your cake, i thought i would get you another one
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I’m 100 miles off the coast of Germany so a little bit difficult mate haha!
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Yes, get one fabricated from 10mm plate steel, don't buy an Oxford one, there's a YT video showing someone opening one up within 30 seconds, also a metalworker would only charge a few quid for a few bits of scrap, if you can weld yourself
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Grab your camera, stand outside his house, BUT, stay on the public path, and take pictures, YOU can do that legally, see how he likes it
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[mention]ApolloMozart[/mention]
I personally think it's too much of a coincidence, for said neighbour(s), not to be involved in some way, and regarding the situation with the drone, it is illegal to fly one within 50m of someone else's property, there are guidelines available from an internet search, of what is and is not allowable
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Happy Birthday Stu
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He was already on licence for similar offences, in his 4.5 year holiday, he will find God, gain some kind of qualification, to help get a job(
), have access to the internet, build up a network of other lowlife shite, come back into society, do the same thing again, and plead some kind of discrimination crap, about not being being able get a job, because no one will give him a chance, due to his prior convictions, that weren't his fault, he was a victim of social decline, and he had to try and support his family by any means, WAKE UP JUSTICE PEOPLE, you can't rehabilitate sewage like this 
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In hindsight, we can all say i wish i did this or that, but one thing i would do on the next one, is get an alarm fitted, it might not be much of a deterrent, when you're out and about, but at home, does give you peace of mind, i am so glad i got mine fitted, and it is so sensitive, it will warn me as soon as i step on the shed floor, and for a about £20 it's cheap enough to fit, just for the sake of it
link to the one i bought, https://www.motorbikealarm.co.uk/shop/ncs-c-11-talking-motorbike-alarm-and-immobiliser-system/#tab-reviews
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Sounds shifty to me, get the biggest cable tie you can find, strangle the fooker until he tells you the truth
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Don't know what to say to that, well and truly shite luck
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I know what i will be looking at, when munching on my burger at lunch time
Camping malarky
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You don't need a tent or sleeping bag
if you go to to a naturist camp site 
