Paddy and Mick are chatting in the pub. Paddy says "Hey Mick, every time I see you you're with another beautiful woman......what's you secret?" Mick replies "When I go out on the pull I put a potatoe down my trousers. Works every time" "Great" says Paddy "I'll try that next time I'm out!" A week later Paddy & Mick meet up in the pub again. "How are you getting on with the women Paddy?" asks Mick. "Absolute disaster" replies Paddy "I tried your trick. All the men laughed at me and the women looked at me in disgust!" Mick looks at Paddy and says "Well.....next time Paddy you may want to try putting the potatoe down the FRONT of your trousers"