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@Bender my brother once did something similar to his partner. Brought his partners old passport with the corner cut off " by mistake" My Wife gets really stressed at airports and has forewarned me never to try anything

I was joking. Sorry if it wasn't clear. I wouldn't of approved the post if there was an issue with it

Since you asked nicely

Wife tells me we are spending too much money on stupid stuff. I agreed and told her I would stop the eBay purchasing for a while. Nothing expensive just pretty much random bits of tat. This sticker came in the post today, forgot I'd ordered it. Wonder how long before she notices

Exhibit A:

What kind of bike might help matters. Someone might have knowledge and experience with your particular bike

@veracocha Wise!!

You can do a cbt and ride up to 125cc. You have to redo your cbt every two years though if you don't do a full test in that time

I always say " Thanks Girl " or similar to my car/bike when finishing a journey. Thanking them for getting me to my destination safely and performing as they should. I know it sounds silly but I've been doing it for over 20 years now and it's ingrained in me too much to stop Might be something in it though as I have given away two different cars over the years to family members, both of which never gave me any real trouble and both ended up as write offs a year or so later

He hasn't been on since beginning of Feb. I've sent him a quick message asking if he's ok

You get the odd one now and then. Met this guy on a charity ride out to catterick garrison Come to think of it that was over 10 years ago!!

Sounds that way. Have you got a multimeter to test it?

@Fozzie I love watching Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw together. Like a couple of giant kids One of my favourites is this one. You can see the terror in Eddie's face after realising what he'd done

Works really well for textiles.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 weeks. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four weeks holiday and five good leads...

@Steve_M. I was blown away first time I heard something they did. From the singing to the presentation of the videos. So incredibly well done all around.

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What if you haven't got a centre stand?

Too many!! Fortnine Gosforth handyman Tsytube Mymechanics Playing for change Cinemassacre Larry Bundy Jr Eddie hall Skill builder Dr Mike Loads more, those are what I can think of off top of my head. I probably watch more YouTube these days than regular TV!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325078481928?hash=item4bb02ffc08:g:3V8AAOSwvBVfwWYB&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoN71GIH6KmpCntqZOixcgMrlAgiD665tgrepjXkqmi9f4zkWaKrgpA%2Fl1rmW579x3ZOrgN54KNIKoPyQTSVMKcky7TiM3LEHLo415hnZGPLHGFxuotZU68hGULE369XlkUD16spjZDUIC%2BV95Q7%2B5kjcqjY%2FY9Zup0ZbCU1No4fibGFb2XKIS7twM8ANy%2FZqWhGA1x7hyKTiEA3qvVzvxtY%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5iJk7zJYQ Found this on Ebay. For £40 a tube I'm glad I don't need to buy it!

Just found out today that the toilet cistern at work is an antique and possibly worth a few quid Ours is pretty much identical to the one pictured. My boss is going on holiday soon so it might be getting replaced with a cheap one from screwfix due to the old one springing a leak or something similar

I think I originally nicked this from here but I'm reposting anyway as for some reason it makes me laugh

I would catch horn all the time when I switched over to winter gloves!

@Steve_M my wife is far better with finances than me so I just let her deal with all the money and bills. Apparently I'm better at cleaning so I get the bulk of that!!

@Steve_M I am horrified to think how much would be on my list if I let the Wife add to it