Joeman

Does anyone know of a good liquid gap filler? Just discovered that there is a small gap under my double glazing in the bedroom bay window that's letting a draft in. The UPVC window cases sit in a kind of track and due to being an old house I think theres been a slight movement and now theres a gap between the bottom of the window casing and the track its supposed to sit in. My idea is to flow some kind of liquid filler into the track to take up the gap... I thought about using thinned down PVA but wondered if there was something better available?? A really liquid silicone sealant would be ideal.. does it exist??

Seems the Met Police have developed some new tactics... http://bikeworld.co.uk/news/920-undercover-police-drag-moped-thieves-from-bikes-in-new-tactic

Looks great, would look better with a tail tidy though

Haha can imagine the phonecall to autoglass now... Windscreen replacement for a motorbike after a stone smashes through.

A friend of mine burned to death when his barber shop was set on fire. He could have escaped, but he was always told not to run with scissors

Why did the banana goto the doctors? It wasn't peeling very well.

The arrogance!! http://youtu.be/t9IFfdXNKMU

just ordered a new fridge to hold all my xmas beer. Ordered for Thursday morning delivery as its cheaper than next day. Got an ear bashing for forgetting it was the kid's nativity play on thursday, so I called them up and got the delivery moved to tomorrow FOR NO EXTRA COST!!! So that's Next day delivery of my new (beer) fridge for the price of Thursday delivery!! F**K YEAH! Thats an interesting trick I shall remember for the future..

Whilst unconscious they should have put his finger in the chain of that bike, and turned the back wheel slowly..

Should have driven into him.. the media exposure would have been fantastic!!

Anyone mentioned looking at the throttle position sensor adjustment?

No wine tasters??

It's ok, I'm infiltrating the community. Setup a Twitter account to gain followers, make it look like I'm "one of them" and I gain loads of followers, and then BAM! I turn coat and make them all angry so they attack and retweet my crazy messages loaded with Amazon affiliate links.... They are going to pay for my early retirement, or at least a tank of diesel for my planet destroying audi

Blah blah blah blah blah... All good in theory, but the brand new BMW R-Nine-T that i rode exhibited a very distinctive wobble at low speed, most noticeable when filtering slowly through tight gaps as it felt like the bike was weaving. And last week when I was in the BMW dealership speaking to the sales guy about potentially buying a GS1200 I mentioned it to him and he knew what I meant and attributed it to "character". So it's not just me that can feel the boxers wobble.

If the broken wire puts the fuel light on, join it to the other wire to put the fuel light off. How many miles a day do you do to use 10squid a day??

Great looking bike. Never ridden a guzzi, do the wobble side to side like the BMW boxers do?

Leaf it out wood yew, those are rotten tree jokes

Here's something provided by a militant cyclist.. does the motorcycle community have anything similar?? Or are we not that petit?

Try this https://www.gov.uk/driving-nongb-licence

When did you pass your car driving test? If before 2001 then you don't need a CBT.

Welcome.. Read this: https://www.gov.uk/ride-motorcycle-moped/bike-categories-ages-and-licence-requirements

I'm trying to start a rumour that the new suggestions of compulsory helmets for cyclists is the first step towards cyclists having to display number plates... Soon they will be forced to wear helmets fitted with number plates so they can be identified/prosecuted when they ride like tw@ts.

Well that got boring when they got themselves into a corner and failed to respond.. blocked them now so I don't need to deal with them. Wish we could block certain idiot cyclists in real life the roads woikd be a much better place.

Haha because they are too engrossed in attacking me! But what they don't realise is that I'm currently not working and have plenty time to do my research and throw back real facts whilst they are likely at work wasting company time and having to slip away to the bathroom to tweet back. I might even get them sacked! Haha

Twitter is funny. I just had one angry cyclist trying to say that 98% of cycling accidents were the fault of car drivers. So I provided the 2017 ROSPA stats that shows only 57% were deemed to be the fault of other road users (43% the fault of the cyclists)... He promptly blocked me from viewing his inaccurate and totally false tweets. Not only are they idiots, but they refuse to listen to the truth and continue to spread false information!