Ian Frog Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 36 minutes ago, Bender said: Pop quiz So your getting ready for a wedding and you want to annoy the wife, do you.... A- Get ready before here and ask what's keeping her. B- Get ready before her and stuff your face. C- Decide it's lovely and sunny and now would be the perfect time to climb up on the garage roof with silicone and fibre paint and seal the lap joint with what apparently is repair paint so good it won't come off with solvent I would actually go with A and while you are waiting for an answer proceed directly to C thus ensuring maximum effect. Cheers Ian 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldgrump Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Tiggie said: It's deicing car time here Hope not, land at Bristol close to 11, de-icer is in kitchen at home . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldgrump Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 43 minutes ago, Bender said: Pop quiz So your getting ready for a wedding and you want to annoy the wife, do you.... A- Get ready before here and ask what's keeping her. B- Get ready before her and stuff your face. C- Decide it's lovely and sunny and now would be the perfect time to climb up on the garage roof with silicone and fibre paint and seal the lap joint with what apparently is repair paint so good it won't come off with solvent Go for C, then get ready, and when she asks you are you ready, just say yes, and by the way also did the garage roof this morning sweetheart. Might get a few filthy looks during the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 11, 2023 Author Share Posted November 11, 2023 Tell her to get off the roof and for goodness sake hurry up and get ready. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Good morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Good Morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Morning all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Morning Wedding went well, unfortunately the pub/wedding venue had the arrangement and coordination of a stick. Best man's speech was soo inappropriate, literally head in hands great for the non family attendees. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Bender said: Morning Wedding went well, unfortunately the pub/wedding venue had the arrangement and coordination of a stick. Best man's speech was soo inappropriate, literally head in hands great for the non family attendees. Any bikes at the wedding Bender? Any bike convoys? I think if I ever got married I'd like a group of bikers on cruisers and harleys to ride along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, janinej said: Any bikes at the wedding Bender? Any bike convoys? I think if I ever got married I'd like a group of bikers on cruisers and harleys to ride along. No they are definitely non bikers, she's disabled and he's only just learned to drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Good morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Good morning everyone. No college today yey. I am home 'self study' day. Does researching something for 20 minutes count as self study? JJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) On 12/11/2023 at 11:36, Bender said: Morning Wedding went well, unfortunately the pub/wedding venue had the arrangement and coordination of a stick. Best man's speech was soo inappropriate, literally head in hands great for the non family attendees. Best one I've ever heard was at someone's wedding for their second marriage. Which was less than 3 years apart from his first wedding day. So a lot of people attending were there at the first. Best man rattled off a few, but the best was: "It's no secret this is Bry's second go at life long happiness. But I'm sure the previous woman in his life is happy for him, it was all amicable in the end, and is with us here today in spirit rooting for him... Oh, she's not dead, but a couple of the lads are going out with her mates, and they've had more cameras on this thing than the FBI has on my search history, and I doubt it's for their own collection" There was a mix of stifled laughs, gasps, and the sudden darting of heads around the room with a few of the girls dropping their phones down. I nearly came out of my seat laughing. Edited November 13, 2023 by Fozzie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Good Evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Good evening - Still enjoying your new job? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Enjoying would be stretching it a bit! But it's ok 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted November 13, 2023 Author Share Posted November 13, 2023 Today I got a replacement phone and then spent 2 hours trying to get everything across from my old phone. Ended up losing a week's worth of communications and most of my WhatsApp. Recovered about half of that. These things never seem to go as smoothly as advertised! On a plus note arranged with son in law to collect bike on Wednesday. Probable means vile weather coming my way. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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megaross Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Morning wanksocks, what's the daily crust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 morning bike friends its rainy in gloucester again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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