Christmas Lunch - Favourite meat..

[skyrider]

5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Turkey sandwiches every evening! 

i like those too especially with stuffing and apple sauce great big door steps 

[Trooper74]

7 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Old women always drank it at Xmas......no idea what it was.

Also Harveys Bristol Cream sherry.

Don't forget the Babycham ... 8% pear cider ..... No wonder granny always got pi**ed 

[skyrider]

52 minutes ago, Six30 said:

just for you , grab your w**k sock ..

nice wobbly bits 

[Trooper74]

11 minutes ago, skyrider said:

nice wobbly bits 

Which is why i have a lovely wife with nice wobbly bits of her own  .... 

[skyrider]

8 minutes ago, Trooper74 said:

Which is why i have a lovely wife with nice wobbly bits of her own  .... 

lucky git 

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, Trooper74 said:

Don't forget the Babycham ... 8% pear cider ..... No wonder granny always got pi**ed 

And those Dates in a box......remember them? 

[skyrider]

Just now, XTreme said:

And those Dates in a box......remember them? 

what with a long plastic fork 

[Trooper74]

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

And those Dates in a box......remember them? 

"Eat Me" Dates ..... they have their own specialist web site i expect these days ...

Honestly don't even try to google "EAT ME DATES" ........

Edited December 8, 2020 by Trooper74

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Trooper74 said:

"Eat Me" Dates ..... they have their own specialist web site i expect these days ...

Honestly don't even try to google "EAT ME DATES" ........

Thrupenny bit in a Mrs Peeks Xmas Pudding!

Nothing says Xmas like getting a good dose of lead poisoning.

[Bender]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Old women always drank it at Xmas......no idea what it was.

Also Harveys Bristol Cream sherry.

Can tell your from Wales, Croft original was much better  

Turkey sandwiches and Turkey curry hmmmmmm

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Harvey’s bristol and stones ginger wine will always have a place in my heart, they’re the only thing that made lunch at my mother in laws bearable But then I live near bristol n can see Wales out of the window so I was always gonna fall into the trashier camp

[bonio]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Thrupenny bit in a Mrs Peeks Xmas Pudding!

Nothing says Xmas like getting a good dose of lead poisoning.

We were classy. Tanners for us.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, bonio said:

We were classy. Tanners for us.

You had Tanners? You posh bast*rd! 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Tanners.. the shoe polish?

[S-Westerly]

2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Old women always drank it at Xmas......no idea what it was.

Also Harveys Bristol Cream sherry.

I was on a ship once back in the good old days when we had booze except this particular one was down to a case of Harveys Bristol  Cream. One Sunday about 6 of us drank the lot. Spent about 12 hours straight  tied to the loo. Horrible stuff.

[S-Westerly]

My OH has small silver talismans that she bakes into mince pies. Apparently the  talisman you get indicates your luck for the year. She marks the pies with them so she can warn innocents that they have lumps of metal in them. She inherited them from her mother and there were  12 now only 11. First Christmas at future mother in law saw the mince pies dished out. Now I can't stand the bloody things but being a polite boy I scarfed one down and washed it away with a slug of Scotch. Sadly the talisman went down too and nobody was that keen to try and recover it.

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

You mean you kept it

[S-Westerly]

7 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

You mean you kept it

Temporarily. 

[skyrider]

6 hours ago, S-Westerly said:

Temporarily. 

recycle 

[Guest Swagman]

14 hours ago, S-Westerly said:

My OH has small silver talismans that she bakes into mince pies. Apparently the  talisman you get indicates your luck for the year. She marks the pies with them so she can warn innocents that they have lumps of metal in them. She inherited them from her mother and there were  12 now only 11. First Christmas at future mother in law saw the mince pies dished out. Now I can't stand the bloody things but being a polite boy I scarfed one down and washed it away with a slug of Scotch. Sadly the talisman went down too and nobody was that keen to try and recover it.

That story sounds like a load of Shute.

[S-Westerly]

3 hours ago, Swagman said:

That story sounds like a load of Shute.

True though,  as we still have 11 of the silver bits which get dug out of the loft every year along with all the other Christmas decorations. Apparently my wife's family have been doing this for yonks but only I had the crassness to actually eat one.

[JRH]

On 08/12/2020 at 19:12, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

What’s Dubonnet?

 

[skyrider]

12 minutes ago, JRH said:

 

you swig it 

[JRH]

1 minute ago, skyrider said:

you swig it 

Good god no. But I’m old enough to remember the TV adverts, along with the Joan Collins Cinzano ads. 

[skyrider]

14 minutes ago, JRH said:

Good god no. But I’m old enough to remember the TV adverts, along with the Joan Collins Cinzano ads. 

and Leonard rossiter

Edited December 9, 2020 by skyrider