Poem :)

[Guest]

In Lancashire's embrace, where emerald lanes unfurl, Rides Vic, a knight of wind, upon his crimson pearl. His steed, a Blackbird, sleek and swift of wing, A symphony of power, a mechanical thing.

The dawn's first light ignites the ruby on its breast, As Vic throws back his leathers, and puts his soul to test. The twist of the throttle, a surge that sets him free, With engine's rhythmic roar, a symphony.

Through rolling hills they dance, a blur of black and red, The wind a whispered chorus, secrets softly said. Each bend a whispered promise, a challenge to embrace, Man and machine entwined, in this furious chase.

Sunlight streaks the visor, paints the world in gold, As time and space dissolve, a story yet untold. The blur of passing hedgerows, a kaleidoscope of green, A fleeting, vibrant echo, on this asphalt scene.

And when the sun descends, painting the sky aflame, He guides his feathered stallion, back whence they came. With heart both full and sated, a grin upon his face, Vic knows he'll dream of Blackbird, in this windswept, rural space.

For in that dance with engine, on freedom's open road, He's found a solace deep, a story to be told. So raise a glass to Vic, and his Blackbird swift and bold, May their rides forever echo, in stories yet untold.

Edited February 20, 2024 by Vic101

[Grumpy Old Git]

[husoi]

[Guest]

I didn't do this I can barley string 2 sentences together, just playing with daft AI,s https://gemini.google.com/

 

 

Edited February 20, 2024 by Vic101

[Guest]

2 hours ago, husoi said:

 

A Scotsman named Husoi, so grand, Rode a Honda Pan through out the land. With a haggis in tow, He'd yodel and crow, "This wee beastie's the best in the land!"

Edited February 20, 2024 by Vic101

[husoi]

1 hour ago, Vic101 said:

 

A Scotsman named Husoi, so grand, Rode a Honda Pan through out the land. With a haggis in tow, He'd yodel and crow, "This wee beastie's the best in the land!"

I'm not a Scot 

Just live here because of the lovely weather...

 

 

 

and midges 

[Guest]

my bad, yeah midges I remember them.

[fullscreenaging]

13 hours ago, Vic101 said:

a knight of wind

This is the only image I had in my mind. 
 

 

Edited February 20, 2024 by fullscreenaging

[Grumpy Old Git]

The sun is up, the wind is ris

I wonder where the birdie is

 

The bird it is upon the wing

 

But that's absurd!

Surely, the wing is on the bird?

 

[Fiddlesticks]

There was a young man named O'brien

Who was mauled half to death by a tiger

When fully recovered

He awoke and discovered

A prosthetic leg made out of titanium

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

An old favourite 

 

She frowned and called him Mr.

Because in sport he kissed her,

And so in spite

That very night

The Mr Kr Sr. 

 

And one no longer valid

 

There was a thick headed Marine

Whose musical sense was not keen

He said, It is odd

I cannot tell God

Save the weasel from Pop goes the Queen. 

[husoi]

Is it me or this forum is getting a wee bit camp?

[Grumpy Old Git]

There was a young lady at camp

Whose leggings were perpetually damp

She awoke in the night

With a terrible fright

And found herself crippled with cramp

 

[Phil1]

There was a young man from Gosham who took out his bollocks to wash em, his mum said Jack, you better put em back or I'll step on the bast*rds and squash em. 

[Grumpy Old Git]

There was an old man with a Honda

Who's mind would perpetually wander

While out in the fog

He was hit by a dog

And he rides a Honda no longer

 

(original by me!)

 

[Phil1]

 

There was a young man from Lahore,
Who had quite a stinky back door,
With a huff and a puff,
He did a big guff,
And crapped all over the floor.

 

Sorry, my humour is usually fairly potty mouthed

 

[billysugger]

You know this tune

 

Rode my Honda to the Rhonda but the valley was dry

Lifted my visor and got smacked in the eye,

It wasn't a wasp 

Just a bloody big fly

[Bender]

 I've just deleted one poem as really it's getting a bit silly, keep it reasonably clean as there is no need to be silly.

 

 

[billysugger]

I'm sat here in my humble abode

And thinking of creating an ode.

I don't have the time

To make it all rhyme

So I'll just settle for silent mode

[Grumpy Old Git]

My poem was deleted by Bender

I know 'cause I was the sender

The content was bad

It made Bender sad

Maybe because of his gender

[Simon Davey]

To my dawg.....

 

You just had to do it
You couldn't resist
It really bugs me
I clench my fist
The noise is unbearable
That abominable mess
The speed which you apply to your quest
Your nose is there 
You've found it, that's it
As much as I love you
Please
Stop eating 
Cats shit........

[Bender]

53 minutes ago, Grumpy Old Git said:

My poem was deleted by Bender

I know 'cause I was the sender

The content was bad

It made Bender sad

Maybe because of his gender

We will have no homophobic ones either.

[S-Westerly]

I don't think the poet laureate (whoever that might be) needs to worry too much about competition at least from the would be poets on here!

[Bender]

3 hours ago, S-Westerly said:

I don't think the poet laureate (whoever that might be) needs to worry too much about competition at least from the would be poets on here!

Some quality in here, quality what is another thing.